@deweydinosaur.bsky.social
I was so excited to bake dinosaur sugar cookies but they turned out like bricks 😭
January 26, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I was so excited to bake dinosaur sugar cookies but they turned out like bricks 😭
We’re excited to tell everyone Star is going to be a big sister coming Summer 2026!
January 26, 2026 at 9:56 PM
We’re excited to tell everyone Star is going to be a big sister coming Summer 2026!
I was today years old when I learned dinosaur erotica is a thing. 😂
January 23, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I was today years old when I learned dinosaur erotica is a thing. 😂
The odds of @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social seeing this are slim but if he does I don’t know what I’d do. cardcatalogconfessions.substack.com/p/wish-upon-...
Wish Upon A Written Word
My way with words is about as graceful as a raccoon in a trash can.
cardcatalogconfessions.substack.com
January 21, 2026 at 8:58 PM
The odds of @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social seeing this are slim but if he does I don’t know what I’d do. cardcatalogconfessions.substack.com/p/wish-upon-...
That funny moment when I pitch a conference presentation very last minute and then I get accepted.😂
January 21, 2026 at 6:54 PM
That funny moment when I pitch a conference presentation very last minute and then I get accepted.😂
I feel like the Dodgers are single handedly making sure there’s a baseball lockout in 2027.
January 16, 2026 at 3:04 AM
I feel like the Dodgers are single handedly making sure there’s a baseball lockout in 2027.
Excited about this new research project endeavor combining the US National Parks and regional geography. If that catches your interest, please read along and perhaps lend a hand!
open.substack.com/pub/cardcata...
open.substack.com/pub/cardcata...
Let's Make Maps
The curse of being not good at math but loving data makes for an interesting hobby.
open.substack.com
January 15, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Excited about this new research project endeavor combining the US National Parks and regional geography. If that catches your interest, please read along and perhaps lend a hand!
open.substack.com/pub/cardcata...
open.substack.com/pub/cardcata...
Some may call this a thirst trap but really it’s just me appreciating my body even after the holiday snacking season. ✨
January 8, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Some may call this a thirst trap but really it’s just me appreciating my body even after the holiday snacking season. ✨
Reposted
Have we seen enough of what’s wrong with this fascist American regime yet?
January 8, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Have we seen enough of what’s wrong with this fascist American regime yet?
Reposted
Every serious candidate for any position in fed govt the next 2 years needs to be running on prosecuting every single member of this regime. Nothing less will do.
January 7, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Every serious candidate for any position in fed govt the next 2 years needs to be running on prosecuting every single member of this regime. Nothing less will do.
Checkout a fun write-up about my brief dalliance back in the world of retail!
open.substack.com/pub/cardcata...
open.substack.com/pub/cardcata...
A Return to Retail
Working retail is like a box of chocolates
open.substack.com
December 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Checkout a fun write-up about my brief dalliance back in the world of retail!
open.substack.com/pub/cardcata...
open.substack.com/pub/cardcata...
Getting frostbite on one thumb has really limited my ability to be function far worse than I imagined.
December 17, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Getting frostbite on one thumb has really limited my ability to be function far worse than I imagined.
Someone talk me out of getting dinosaur overalls.
December 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Someone talk me out of getting dinosaur overalls.
Extended #CyberMonday deal, if you purchase a book or plant this week you’ll get a coupon for half off your next order!
I've started a business combining two of my favorite things, books and plants, and you can get them delivered to your home together and give yourself a fun surprise in the process!
aptbookshop.com
aptbookshop.com
Apt Plants and Bookshop
Apt Plants and Bookshop
aptbookshop.com
December 2, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Extended #CyberMonday deal, if you purchase a book or plant this week you’ll get a coupon for half off your next order!
Just shooting this back out into the social media sphere hoping it finds the right audience ✨ #reading
I've started a business combining two of my favorite things, books and plants, and you can get them delivered to your home together and give yourself a fun surprise in the process!
aptbookshop.com
aptbookshop.com
Apt Plants and Bookshop
Apt Plants and Bookshop
aptbookshop.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Just shooting this back out into the social media sphere hoping it finds the right audience ✨ #reading
I've started a business combining two of my favorite things, books and plants, and you can get them delivered to your home together and give yourself a fun surprise in the process!
aptbookshop.com
aptbookshop.com
Apt Plants and Bookshop
Apt Plants and Bookshop
aptbookshop.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I've started a business combining two of my favorite things, books and plants, and you can get them delivered to your home together and give yourself a fun surprise in the process!
aptbookshop.com
aptbookshop.com
If I have any friends out there with any coding knowledge enough to code an interactive map for the survey platform, Qualtrics, and could lend me a hand I would be forever grateful. 🥲
November 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
If I have any friends out there with any coding knowledge enough to code an interactive map for the survey platform, Qualtrics, and could lend me a hand I would be forever grateful. 🥲
Do I have any crafty followers out there I can commission for a project?
November 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Do I have any crafty followers out there I can commission for a project?
Ever since I saw someone make an Edmund Fitzgerald costume I knew I need to have one! Is anyone craft enough to make me one?
November 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Ever since I saw someone make an Edmund Fitzgerald costume I knew I need to have one! Is anyone craft enough to make me one?
Hey y’all! So this is a random ask but does anyone have an open heated space with windows that I can grow some plants in? You can have some of the plants that are growing there too! 😂
November 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Hey y’all! So this is a random ask but does anyone have an open heated space with windows that I can grow some plants in? You can have some of the plants that are growing there too! 😂
I think regardless of the outcome of the World Series there was a lockout happening in 2027 but with a Dodgers win it feels like it’s unavoidable.😬
November 2, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I think regardless of the outcome of the World Series there was a lockout happening in 2027 but with a Dodgers win it feels like it’s unavoidable.😬
Shane Bieber looks FINE with a mustache ✨
October 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Shane Bieber looks FINE with a mustache ✨
Returning to my sports writing roots to say The Big Dumper is my MVP and I did the math to prove it. open.substack.com/pub/cardcata...
#Mariners
#Mariners
Big Dumper, My MVP
Mariners' fans are lucky to have a player with the best nickname in sports
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October 21, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Returning to my sports writing roots to say The Big Dumper is my MVP and I did the math to prove it. open.substack.com/pub/cardcata...
#Mariners
#Mariners
It would be poetic justice for the Jays to top the Dodgers in the World Series since it would probably piss off the Cheeto in chief to see an American team lose to a team from Canada with his American exceptionalism 😂.
October 21, 2025 at 1:40 PM
It would be poetic justice for the Jays to top the Dodgers in the World Series since it would probably piss off the Cheeto in chief to see an American team lose to a team from Canada with his American exceptionalism 😂.