Dewey
@deweyarsenal.bsky.social
Camden Town Pub Dweller, Arsenal Season Ticket Holder, FPL Player, among other things
Just did the biggest exhalation
December 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Just did the biggest exhalation
The Emirates crowd are potentially shell shocked at the fact that it's still nil nil, but nothing is handed to you in the premier league. You can't just turn up and win and the fans can't sulk when this sort of thing happens. They need to make some bloody noise
December 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The Emirates crowd are potentially shell shocked at the fact that it's still nil nil, but nothing is handed to you in the premier league. You can't just turn up and win and the fans can't sulk when this sort of thing happens. They need to make some bloody noise
Wtf are you playing at Arsenal. Fix up
December 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Wtf are you playing at Arsenal. Fix up
Wrong! Happens to the best of us.
Am I the only arsenal fan that thinks Merino will start up front tonight?
December 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Wrong! Happens to the best of us.
Am I the only arsenal fan that thinks Merino will start up front tonight?
December 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Am I the only arsenal fan that thinks Merino will start up front tonight?
I've just tuned into the Liverpool game for the last 10 minutes to see Salah squander two huge chances and show everyone exactly why he was benched in the first place 😂
(idc if he got an assist from a corner.)
(idc if he got an assist from a corner.)
December 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I've just tuned into the Liverpool game for the last 10 minutes to see Salah squander two huge chances and show everyone exactly why he was benched in the first place 😂
(idc if he got an assist from a corner.)
(idc if he got an assist from a corner.)
So sick of taking punts on players and then getting too impatient and transferring them and them becoming template
December 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
So sick of taking punts on players and then getting too impatient and transferring them and them becoming template
I haven't made any changes in #FPL.
I'm completely flummoxed and also a bit bogged down by the constant football.
This happens to me every December and then I bounce back.
I might just let all the players I want rise in price again and just sort it tomorrow.
I'm completely flummoxed and also a bit bogged down by the constant football.
This happens to me every December and then I bounce back.
I might just let all the players I want rise in price again and just sort it tomorrow.
December 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I haven't made any changes in #FPL.
I'm completely flummoxed and also a bit bogged down by the constant football.
This happens to me every December and then I bounce back.
I might just let all the players I want rise in price again and just sort it tomorrow.
I'm completely flummoxed and also a bit bogged down by the constant football.
This happens to me every December and then I bounce back.
I might just let all the players I want rise in price again and just sort it tomorrow.
I have been nipping in and out of @thehornesection.bsky.social 24 your how-long-athon for the last 24 hours.
Obviously, as soon as there's a moments peace my brain says
"🎵how longgg.. has this been going on?🎵"
I'm just worried how long THAT will be going on
Obviously, as soon as there's a moments peace my brain says
"🎵how longgg.. has this been going on?🎵"
I'm just worried how long THAT will be going on
December 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I have been nipping in and out of @thehornesection.bsky.social 24 your how-long-athon for the last 24 hours.
Obviously, as soon as there's a moments peace my brain says
"🎵how longgg.. has this been going on?🎵"
I'm just worried how long THAT will be going on
Obviously, as soon as there's a moments peace my brain says
"🎵how longgg.. has this been going on?🎵"
I'm just worried how long THAT will be going on
Lionel Hutz man. What a lad
December 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Lionel Hutz man. What a lad
From hunger to hungry to hungriest
Pack two cannons by the pancreas
Pack two cannons by the pancreas
December 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
From hunger to hungry to hungriest
Pack two cannons by the pancreas
Pack two cannons by the pancreas
He has risen
a soccer player in a black emirates fly better jersey
ALT: a soccer player in a black emirates fly better jersey
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
He has risen
Absolute banger Gabi!
The first player to score 5 in a row in Europe for Arsenal.
The first player to score 5 in a row in Europe for Arsenal.
December 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Absolute banger Gabi!
The first player to score 5 in a row in Europe for Arsenal.
The first player to score 5 in a row in Europe for Arsenal.
Used to love Dejan Stankovic in Pro Evo. Turns out the Stankovic playing for Brugge is his son!
December 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Used to love Dejan Stankovic in Pro Evo. Turns out the Stankovic playing for Brugge is his son!
Absolute pearl from Noni
December 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Absolute pearl from Noni
Why are colds so annoying and why is this my 2nd in as many months. Historically I do not get colds this close together. What is happening. Is this old age?
December 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Why are colds so annoying and why is this my 2nd in as many months. Historically I do not get colds this close together. What is happening. Is this old age?
VAR give Liverpool a penalty for a shirt pull
But if he didn't pull his shirt, he's not even getting the ball & if he does, he's on the edge of the penalty box facing the wrong way.
How can the punishment for stopping that scenario be a 99 percent chance of a goal against you?
It's fucking mental
But if he didn't pull his shirt, he's not even getting the ball & if he does, he's on the edge of the penalty box facing the wrong way.
How can the punishment for stopping that scenario be a 99 percent chance of a goal against you?
It's fucking mental
December 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
VAR give Liverpool a penalty for a shirt pull
But if he didn't pull his shirt, he's not even getting the ball & if he does, he's on the edge of the penalty box facing the wrong way.
How can the punishment for stopping that scenario be a 99 percent chance of a goal against you?
It's fucking mental
But if he didn't pull his shirt, he's not even getting the ball & if he does, he's on the edge of the penalty box facing the wrong way.
How can the punishment for stopping that scenario be a 99 percent chance of a goal against you?
It's fucking mental
Can I just say this just to put it out there: Shut up Carragher you silly prick.
December 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Can I just say this just to put it out there: Shut up Carragher you silly prick.
#FPL GW15
Despite getting drunk Friday night and waking up at 12.38 on Saturday meaning I was left with my Free Hit bus team, the Bruno haul meant I finished on a green arrow by a margin of 1 point. Still feel like I wasted the free hit though. Time to lock in now
622k ⬆️ 585k
Despite getting drunk Friday night and waking up at 12.38 on Saturday meaning I was left with my Free Hit bus team, the Bruno haul meant I finished on a green arrow by a margin of 1 point. Still feel like I wasted the free hit though. Time to lock in now
622k ⬆️ 585k
December 9, 2025 at 2:04 PM
#FPL GW15
Despite getting drunk Friday night and waking up at 12.38 on Saturday meaning I was left with my Free Hit bus team, the Bruno haul meant I finished on a green arrow by a margin of 1 point. Still feel like I wasted the free hit though. Time to lock in now
622k ⬆️ 585k
Despite getting drunk Friday night and waking up at 12.38 on Saturday meaning I was left with my Free Hit bus team, the Bruno haul meant I finished on a green arrow by a margin of 1 point. Still feel like I wasted the free hit though. Time to lock in now
622k ⬆️ 585k