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This was a lot funnier when I did it 2 years before he got announced.
Haven't done this in a couple years I think, but these are my 4 standout favorite games from the year.
Lots of stuff I haven't played yet, but these are bangers through and through, and I need to play more of all of them once god figures out how to tear my away from BG3.
Lots of stuff I haven't played yet, but these are bangers through and through, and I need to play more of all of them once god figures out how to tear my away from BG3.
December 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Haven't done this in a couple years I think, but these are my 4 standout favorite games from the year.
Lots of stuff I haven't played yet, but these are bangers through and through, and I need to play more of all of them once god figures out how to tear my away from BG3.
Lots of stuff I haven't played yet, but these are bangers through and through, and I need to play more of all of them once god figures out how to tear my away from BG3.
Baba is you, you is baba, vow is open.
Wings of rebellion is hot, chain of captivity is melt.
Wings of rebellion is hot, chain of captivity is melt.
December 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Baba is you, you is baba, vow is open.
Wings of rebellion is hot, chain of captivity is melt.
Wings of rebellion is hot, chain of captivity is melt.
My phone telling me I can turn alarms off with voice commands has been greatly detrimental to me actually waking up.
Now before my mind is even aware, eyes still closed I'm already like STOP STOP HEY GOOGLE STOP HEY GOOGLE HEY GOOGLE STOP STOP STOP HEY GOOGLE STOP HEY GOOGLE STOP
Now before my mind is even aware, eyes still closed I'm already like STOP STOP HEY GOOGLE STOP HEY GOOGLE HEY GOOGLE STOP STOP STOP HEY GOOGLE STOP HEY GOOGLE STOP
December 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
My phone telling me I can turn alarms off with voice commands has been greatly detrimental to me actually waking up.
Now before my mind is even aware, eyes still closed I'm already like STOP STOP HEY GOOGLE STOP HEY GOOGLE HEY GOOGLE STOP STOP STOP HEY GOOGLE STOP HEY GOOGLE STOP
Now before my mind is even aware, eyes still closed I'm already like STOP STOP HEY GOOGLE STOP HEY GOOGLE HEY GOOGLE STOP STOP STOP HEY GOOGLE STOP HEY GOOGLE STOP
Hearing that Larian is using generative AI at the concept/placeholder stages of development for the new Divinity sucks, man.
The seed you plant will always influence the flower that blooms. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare.
The seed you plant will always influence the flower that blooms. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare.
December 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Hearing that Larian is using generative AI at the concept/placeholder stages of development for the new Divinity sucks, man.
The seed you plant will always influence the flower that blooms. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare.
The seed you plant will always influence the flower that blooms. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare.
I hope my future wife is okay with knowing that I'd be way more emotional if they dropped Guilty Gear Xrd -Rev 3- than our wedding day.
December 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I hope my future wife is okay with knowing that I'd be way more emotional if they dropped Guilty Gear Xrd -Rev 3- than our wedding day.
You ever get hit with a freight train in a passing conversation?
Somebody was like "you're always eager to help but I rarely see you help yourself." yesterday and I've been STEWING, brother.
It's kinda nice though, the ordeal of being known becomes less mortifying with time.
Somebody was like "you're always eager to help but I rarely see you help yourself." yesterday and I've been STEWING, brother.
It's kinda nice though, the ordeal of being known becomes less mortifying with time.
December 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
You ever get hit with a freight train in a passing conversation?
Somebody was like "you're always eager to help but I rarely see you help yourself." yesterday and I've been STEWING, brother.
It's kinda nice though, the ordeal of being known becomes less mortifying with time.
Somebody was like "you're always eager to help but I rarely see you help yourself." yesterday and I've been STEWING, brother.
It's kinda nice though, the ordeal of being known becomes less mortifying with time.
Some say I still got it, others say "How'd you get in my house? I'm calling the police" but that's unrelated.
December 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Some say I still got it, others say "How'd you get in my house? I'm calling the police" but that's unrelated.
World of Warcraft classic leveling from 1-40 is so sick, and then 40-60 is a nightmare of "find off the path always moving npc that tells you to go through the same cave 4 times in a row for increasingly specific and less worthwhile tasks." 200 times.
Fuck off man.
Fuck off man.
December 14, 2025 at 7:28 AM
World of Warcraft classic leveling from 1-40 is so sick, and then 40-60 is a nightmare of "find off the path always moving npc that tells you to go through the same cave 4 times in a row for increasingly specific and less worthwhile tasks." 200 times.
Fuck off man.
Fuck off man.
You know what, maybe they're right, maybe we really do need just one more LLM and 14,000 new data centers to support it.
Just one more predictive algorithm that ouroborosses into telling you to kill yourself and we can really turn this economy around.
Just one more predictive algorithm that ouroborosses into telling you to kill yourself and we can really turn this economy around.
December 11, 2025 at 8:16 AM
You know what, maybe they're right, maybe we really do need just one more LLM and 14,000 new data centers to support it.
Just one more predictive algorithm that ouroborosses into telling you to kill yourself and we can really turn this economy around.
Just one more predictive algorithm that ouroborosses into telling you to kill yourself and we can really turn this economy around.
Latin being a mostly dead language only used for current day scientific classifications and so on, gives it this luster of mystique and high education.
But I bet back in the day people were still rolling up like "What's poppin, pussyboi?", you know?
But I bet back in the day people were still rolling up like "What's poppin, pussyboi?", you know?
December 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Latin being a mostly dead language only used for current day scientific classifications and so on, gives it this luster of mystique and high education.
But I bet back in the day people were still rolling up like "What's poppin, pussyboi?", you know?
But I bet back in the day people were still rolling up like "What's poppin, pussyboi?", you know?
Dentist promoted me to grandmaster in flossing today.
Toothpicks are broken this season for climbing ladder, btw. You can find me on metafy for coaching.
Toothpicks are broken this season for climbing ladder, btw. You can find me on metafy for coaching.
December 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Dentist promoted me to grandmaster in flossing today.
Toothpicks are broken this season for climbing ladder, btw. You can find me on metafy for coaching.
Toothpicks are broken this season for climbing ladder, btw. You can find me on metafy for coaching.
The internet being mostly bots isn't the problem, it's that they're boring as shit.
I propose the online battle bot, imagine, somebody posts some rage bait, and then a little fucker with 4 wheels and a giant hammer slams a little three wheeler with 2 circular saws in the comments
I propose the online battle bot, imagine, somebody posts some rage bait, and then a little fucker with 4 wheels and a giant hammer slams a little three wheeler with 2 circular saws in the comments
December 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The internet being mostly bots isn't the problem, it's that they're boring as shit.
I propose the online battle bot, imagine, somebody posts some rage bait, and then a little fucker with 4 wheels and a giant hammer slams a little three wheeler with 2 circular saws in the comments
I propose the online battle bot, imagine, somebody posts some rage bait, and then a little fucker with 4 wheels and a giant hammer slams a little three wheeler with 2 circular saws in the comments
Standing desk? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does.
December 3, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Standing desk? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does.
WoW housing is gonna eat me alive.
December 3, 2025 at 2:32 AM
WoW housing is gonna eat me alive.
Was up 'til 6 AM beating Baldur's Gate 3 again yesterday, so obviously I started another playthrough today.
And holy hell, tactician difficulty is a whole different game, huh? Suddenly control is much more important and I no longer have the luxury of holding on to spell slots.
And holy hell, tactician difficulty is a whole different game, huh? Suddenly control is much more important and I no longer have the luxury of holding on to spell slots.
November 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Was up 'til 6 AM beating Baldur's Gate 3 again yesterday, so obviously I started another playthrough today.
And holy hell, tactician difficulty is a whole different game, huh? Suddenly control is much more important and I no longer have the luxury of holding on to spell slots.
And holy hell, tactician difficulty is a whole different game, huh? Suddenly control is much more important and I no longer have the luxury of holding on to spell slots.
Spent my week in 2006, playing WoW classic again (again, again) only turning it off to play Kirby Air Ride.
Good times, man.
Good times, man.
November 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Spent my week in 2006, playing WoW classic again (again, again) only turning it off to play Kirby Air Ride.
Good times, man.
Good times, man.
In case you're wondering what excessive force looks like.
November 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
In case you're wondering what excessive force looks like.
Every time I get some obscure ambient song stuck in my head that takes me weeks to find, the hit rate of it being from the FTL soundtrack is genuinely insane.
There's some Risk of Rain in there, but it's FTL SO often, dude. Some timeless OSTs just exist every day, crazy.
There's some Risk of Rain in there, but it's FTL SO often, dude. Some timeless OSTs just exist every day, crazy.
November 18, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Every time I get some obscure ambient song stuck in my head that takes me weeks to find, the hit rate of it being from the FTL soundtrack is genuinely insane.
There's some Risk of Rain in there, but it's FTL SO often, dude. Some timeless OSTs just exist every day, crazy.
There's some Risk of Rain in there, but it's FTL SO often, dude. Some timeless OSTs just exist every day, crazy.
It's crazy the amount of times I've had a new free game recommended to me and it's just Genshin Impact again.
We need to stop making Genshin Impact. We can do more than Genshin Impact in the free mobile and pc/console gaming market. There's more to life than left click E Q 1234.
We need to stop making Genshin Impact. We can do more than Genshin Impact in the free mobile and pc/console gaming market. There's more to life than left click E Q 1234.
November 16, 2025 at 1:22 PM
It's crazy the amount of times I've had a new free game recommended to me and it's just Genshin Impact again.
We need to stop making Genshin Impact. We can do more than Genshin Impact in the free mobile and pc/console gaming market. There's more to life than left click E Q 1234.
We need to stop making Genshin Impact. We can do more than Genshin Impact in the free mobile and pc/console gaming market. There's more to life than left click E Q 1234.
Air Riders is so good, man. I legit have to stop myself from playing the global test so I don't burn myself out before the game even releases.
I hope this becomes a childhood classic for all the kids today like the first game was one of mine.
I hope this becomes a childhood classic for all the kids today like the first game was one of mine.
November 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Air Riders is so good, man. I legit have to stop myself from playing the global test so I don't burn myself out before the game even releases.
I hope this becomes a childhood classic for all the kids today like the first game was one of mine.
I hope this becomes a childhood classic for all the kids today like the first game was one of mine.
I once met somebody that had never seen or heard of Baseball, and trying to explain that shit is crazy, man.
Everybody is on board for hitting the ball as far as possible, that shit is so tight, and then the running around the bases becomes 20 rapidfire whys and I agree.
Everybody is on board for hitting the ball as far as possible, that shit is so tight, and then the running around the bases becomes 20 rapidfire whys and I agree.
November 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I once met somebody that had never seen or heard of Baseball, and trying to explain that shit is crazy, man.
Everybody is on board for hitting the ball as far as possible, that shit is so tight, and then the running around the bases becomes 20 rapidfire whys and I agree.
Everybody is on board for hitting the ball as far as possible, that shit is so tight, and then the running around the bases becomes 20 rapidfire whys and I agree.
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November 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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And the editor for this channel (who's fuckin' killed it by the way) is my buddy @devtwothousand.bsky.social. So give the man some love for taking a pile of raw garbage and turning into a coherent narrative.
November 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
And the editor for this channel (who's fuckin' killed it by the way) is my buddy @devtwothousand.bsky.social. So give the man some love for taking a pile of raw garbage and turning into a coherent narrative.
In the face of the average League of Legends lobby, it's very hard to argue god's existence.
November 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
In the face of the average League of Legends lobby, it's very hard to argue god's existence.
What I played of Kirby Air Riders' Global Test this weekend just made me happy, man.
It's unapologetically chaotic roughhousing, and watching people who've never played before fall in love with the concept has been nice :).
The little things, man.
It's unapologetically chaotic roughhousing, and watching people who've never played before fall in love with the concept has been nice :).
The little things, man.
November 11, 2025 at 11:33 AM
What I played of Kirby Air Riders' Global Test this weekend just made me happy, man.
It's unapologetically chaotic roughhousing, and watching people who've never played before fall in love with the concept has been nice :).
The little things, man.
It's unapologetically chaotic roughhousing, and watching people who've never played before fall in love with the concept has been nice :).
The little things, man.