Nah, social media was *created* by edgy teenagers. Not even Twitter. Think Myspace, Livejournal, Tumblr, 4chan...

This isn't a thing that happened overnight. We've been rewarding this behavior for almost two decades, until it became the default.

Because "successful" here has come to mean "does well on social media", where at least half the population is actual edgy teenagers.

Just to be contrary, I say we return them to the Cheyenne.

Boomers are Foucault Pendulums: confirmed

Similarly, I'm reading the Boxcar Children with my kid, and the original author's novels are each set in roughly whatever year they were written. It ranges from the early 1930s through the late 1970s.

Grandfather is wealthy because he owns a mill, and then later he owns a uranium mine.

Maybe it’ll turn out that Crichton’s “Timeline” is a documentary

Here's his bottling post, after many, many months of it looking increasingly and then decreasingly disgusting

In a few days, there will be a partially-muscled skeleton standing by the fence and screaming.

Have you contacted the guy on Reddit's /r/ancientrome who has been brewing garum for the past few months? Theirs is actually looking pretty decent!

Remember when the word "the" was (supposedly) enough to get your posts scraped and saved forever by the NSA?

Flattened by the whale