LUCIFER'S UP SPECIAL: REVERSE RAPTURING

That's the funny thing; The worst thing he does in most stories is TEMPT people into doing evil so he gets to jump them in Hell later

BUT IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, HE WOULDN'T BE SELLING SOMETHING THEY WEREN'T IN THE MARKET FOR

@okadaizo.men joe chief

ALASTOR IS JUST *BEGGING* TO BE BURTON'D, HE'S EVEN GOT THE ANGULAR PROPORTIONS

I kinda get it? Like some of these bitches could have been real Burtonian types, just BEGGING to have some weight to their movements

Okay not entirely affectionate bc it DOES still glaze a lot of questionable figures, but the music is still funky most of the time

Iirc the idea is that the fruit is made from ambrosia (Or,,,vice versa)

And the human body is kinda 50/50 on how it reacts to it

OH YEAH WHILE I HAVE YOU HOSTAGE, WE HAVE SUMMONABLE DEMETER NOW

SHE UH

SHE GETS A LIL' SILLY NEAR THE END

Also that lil fruit she's carrying will either turn a human that eats it into a Bio-Weapon or Immortal

Irisviel and Boudica are also EX

Lu Bu is 35, which i find Very Very Funny

I will be devouring him in three months

i been callin it the purple