He isn't even the oldest nephew!

Is Katie driving the bus?

I can't imagine what they could do that could have made the situation worse than admitting they're redacting the names of important people and government officials. Just, lit matches and gasoline all around.

Some of it could even be about his buddies, not him directly, but with it all redacted I'm just going to assume it is all him specifically.

Nor should you be, anime bullshit is great!

Hmm. I see whoever recommended Last Defense Academy has trouble following instructions. "No Anime bullshit" indeed...

You can just be honest that you have a public humiliation fetish, it is okay.

Wait, this is real?!?!¿‽¡‽

Especially since I've only met his wife a couple times. Maybe don't compare people you're vague acquaintances with to orcs? (Not unless they're, like, the jacked main-character Uruk-hai or something)