Dev Machette
@devmachette.bsky.social
brand @bettybuzz @bettybooze 🚁 // eternal optimist wrapped in ~relatable~ self deprecation // talking or tiktoking // pastry enthusiast // I don’t drink and I know things
I need these pros to have the real simulator experience. I want them to hit their absolute best shot of the day just to see the screen say “ball not detected” #TGL
January 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I need these pros to have the real simulator experience. I want them to hit their absolute best shot of the day just to see the screen say “ball not detected” #TGL
1 year and 11 months sober today. Time flies when you’re not poisoning yourself ✨
December 2, 2024 at 3:35 AM
1 year and 11 months sober today. Time flies when you’re not poisoning yourself ✨
It’s nearly 1am the night before we host our first Thanksgiving and my boyfriend is actually hooting to an owl outside our window that is also hooting back. Goodnight.
November 28, 2024 at 5:48 AM
It’s nearly 1am the night before we host our first Thanksgiving and my boyfriend is actually hooting to an owl outside our window that is also hooting back. Goodnight.
wfh is the greatest thing to happen to those of us with a uterus like how did I ever exist with this level of pain in an office…was I a superhero??
November 20, 2024 at 9:47 PM
wfh is the greatest thing to happen to those of us with a uterus like how did I ever exist with this level of pain in an office…was I a superhero??