Devlan Sheahan
@devlansheahan.bsky.social
🇫🇷/🇺🇸 attorney in Seattle. Lover of the Packers, music, food, travel, and sleep.
I didn't think we'd get a stop there on defense. Glad they proved me wrong!
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I didn't think we'd get a stop there on defense. Glad they proved me wrong!
I'm starting to really hate those WR screens
November 11, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I'm starting to really hate those WR screens
Dammit, I thought that was getting picked for a second there
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Dammit, I thought that was getting picked for a second there
Keystone Cops ass offense
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Keystone Cops ass offense
Oh fuck off, uncatchable plus obvious flop
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Oh fuck off, uncatchable plus obvious flop
God, Hurts is begging to get picked off
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
God, Hurts is begging to get picked off
Come on Matt. You can't be running into 3rd and 8 and then punting on 4th and short.
November 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Come on Matt. You can't be running into 3rd and 8 and then punting on 4th and short.
On some level, I believe that fumble was karmic retribution for the Tush Push, which is fundamentally undignified and unholy.
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
On some level, I believe that fumble was karmic retribution for the Tush Push, which is fundamentally undignified and unholy.
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bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass
November 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass
I saw a Tweet that included the words/phrases: vector, funnel, proxy filter, decision engine, second order attribute, heuristic, and meta.
The most San Francisco tech-bro, pseudo philosophical gobbledygook.
It's basically just what someone who doesn't actually read thinks is good, smart writing.
The most San Francisco tech-bro, pseudo philosophical gobbledygook.
It's basically just what someone who doesn't actually read thinks is good, smart writing.
November 6, 2025 at 8:14 AM
I saw a Tweet that included the words/phrases: vector, funnel, proxy filter, decision engine, second order attribute, heuristic, and meta.
The most San Francisco tech-bro, pseudo philosophical gobbledygook.
It's basically just what someone who doesn't actually read thinks is good, smart writing.
The most San Francisco tech-bro, pseudo philosophical gobbledygook.
It's basically just what someone who doesn't actually read thinks is good, smart writing.
Also, shout out to Meddle and Animals. Two absolutely brilliant albums that don't get the shine they deserve because they're competing against some of the literal best albums ever recorded.
The Wall isn't Pink Floyd's best album—that's either Wish You Were Here or The Dark Side of the Moon—but I think it's probably the best expression of Roger Waters' particular brand of musical genius.
November 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Also, shout out to Meddle and Animals. Two absolutely brilliant albums that don't get the shine they deserve because they're competing against some of the literal best albums ever recorded.
The Wall isn't Pink Floyd's best album—that's either Wish You Were Here or The Dark Side of the Moon—but I think it's probably the best expression of Roger Waters' particular brand of musical genius.
November 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The Wall isn't Pink Floyd's best album—that's either Wish You Were Here or The Dark Side of the Moon—but I think it's probably the best expression of Roger Waters' particular brand of musical genius.
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"Well, technically it's a suit when the pants and the top are made from the same material and designed to be worn together" I explain while wearing my matching sweatpants and sweatshirt from Gap.
October 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
"Well, technically it's a suit when the pants and the top are made from the same material and designed to be worn together" I explain while wearing my matching sweatpants and sweatshirt from Gap.
From a productivity standpoint, it seems like Gary has been the biggest beneficiary of the addition of Parsons. (Not a dig; very happy to see him produce!)
I believe both Rashan Gary's sacks have come on the low side.
Micah forcing Rodgers to step up, and Gary works back to finish the play.
Micah forcing Rodgers to step up, and Gary works back to finish the play.
October 27, 2025 at 3:43 AM
From a productivity standpoint, it seems like Gary has been the biggest beneficiary of the addition of Parsons. (Not a dig; very happy to see him produce!)
I'm very OK with replay assist being used liberally. I want the game officiated correctly, and I don't think it's worth sacrificing that for the sake of forcing teams to use their challenges correctly.
October 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I'm very OK with replay assist being used liberally. I want the game officiated correctly, and I don't think it's worth sacrificing that for the sake of forcing teams to use their challenges correctly.
Watson with the key block on Jacobs' rushing TD too!
Watson with great hustle to throw blocks on both of Kraft's receptions!
October 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Watson with the key block on Jacobs' rushing TD too!
Lmao, Tucker Fucking Kraft, baby!!!!
October 27, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Lmao, Tucker Fucking Kraft, baby!!!!
Maybe we throw the first down runs out of the playbook?
October 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Maybe we throw the first down runs out of the playbook?
I'm not gonna feel bad about that offside after the egregious false start they refs missed earlier
October 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I'm not gonna feel bad about that offside after the egregious false start they refs missed earlier
Valentine making me feel smart for wanting him on the field lol
October 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Valentine making me feel smart for wanting him on the field lol
Watson with great hustle to throw blocks on both of Kraft's receptions!
October 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Watson with great hustle to throw blocks on both of Kraft's receptions!
Tucker's YAC ability is so fun! Especially after years of Richard Rodgers et al. getting 1.5 yards on slant/flat. (No hate to RR).
October 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Tucker's YAC ability is so fun! Especially after years of Richard Rodgers et al. getting 1.5 yards on slant/flat. (No hate to RR).
I'm glad @tylerdbrooke.bsky.social wrote this. I was watching today's game scratching my head and wondering if Valentine was hurt or something.
Nate Hobbs is playing an unacceptable level of football
At what point will the Green Bay Packers move Nate Hobbs to the slot or the bench?
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October 20, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I'm glad @tylerdbrooke.bsky.social wrote this. I was watching today's game scratching my head and wondering if Valentine was hurt or something.
Valentine had such great positioning, I kind of wonder if he should tried for the pick. (Easy for me to say!)
October 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Valentine had such great positioning, I kind of wonder if he should tried for the pick. (Easy for me to say!)