Devin 👸🏾
@devinthedudette.bsky.social
Beginner yapper.
Probably planning my next nap.
#GirlMom 🧩
Probably planning my next nap.
#GirlMom 🧩
Ooo baby, I get the ick over the most mundane things when I’m drunk. Let a nigga spit when he’s talking and I’m now in the corner lookin like this
November 28, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Ooo baby, I get the ick over the most mundane things when I’m drunk. Let a nigga spit when he’s talking and I’m now in the corner lookin like this
I forgot I’m supposed to be at work for few hours tomorrow
November 28, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I forgot I’m supposed to be at work for few hours tomorrow
I done stepped in something wet in my socks
November 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I done stepped in something wet in my socks
I love when my boss starts walking around the office kicking everyone out cause he wants to go home
November 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I love when my boss starts walking around the office kicking everyone out cause he wants to go home
This is STUNNING
November 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
This is STUNNING
Listennnnn, ain’t nobody gunna put up with my shit like me.
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Listennnnn, ain’t nobody gunna put up with my shit like me.
Boy, I’m not cookin at all
November 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Boy, I’m not cookin at all
With my good thumb 😊
November 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
With my good thumb 😊
I’m in the fuckin ER and my thumb is more than likely permanently disfigured.. I’m calling off tomorrow.
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I’m in the fuckin ER and my thumb is more than likely permanently disfigured.. I’m calling off tomorrow.
Me, reveling in my excitement of my hall rugs finally getting delivered: “OMG, they’re soooooo cuuuuttttteeeeee”
My out-of-site 5 year old being a hater: “They’re not so cute 🙄”
My out-of-site 5 year old being a hater: “They’re not so cute 🙄”
November 23, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Me, reveling in my excitement of my hall rugs finally getting delivered: “OMG, they’re soooooo cuuuuttttteeeeee”
My out-of-site 5 year old being a hater: “They’re not so cute 🙄”
My out-of-site 5 year old being a hater: “They’re not so cute 🙄”
I have a child?!
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I have a child?!
My baddie body is loading….
November 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
My baddie body is loading….
“I’m only half a century”
November 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
“I’m only half a century”
After that… good luck
November 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
After that… good luck
Happy to be here!
November 20, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Happy to be here!
I forgot my damn watch.
November 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I forgot my damn watch.
