Devil Entendre
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Wait what does 2 yrs 11 months have to do with 87?
December 9, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Wait what does 2 yrs 11 months have to do with 87?
Light the match just to watch it blow.
December 8, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Light the match just to watch it blow.
I’m rubber, you’re glue
December 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I’m rubber, you’re glue
ITS SO UPSETTING!
December 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
ITS SO UPSETTING!
As someone who has never once even entertained the idea that this man could be worth my vote, it’s been a rough decade.
December 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
As someone who has never once even entertained the idea that this man could be worth my vote, it’s been a rough decade.
This girl needs about twelve different reality checks.
December 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
This girl needs about twelve different reality checks.
Vampire Weekend’s debut album. Just top to bottom perfection.
December 6, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Vampire Weekend’s debut album. Just top to bottom perfection.
Oh what is the brand and model? I’m looking to buy this exact thing!
December 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Oh what is the brand and model? I’m looking to buy this exact thing!
Oh my god. It’s like decomposing hands clawing for the last crumbs of the earth.
December 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Oh my god. It’s like decomposing hands clawing for the last crumbs of the earth.
Not for nothing, this is the outfit she was wearing on Kissgate:
December 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Not for nothing, this is the outfit she was wearing on Kissgate:
That’s the one that popped into my head!
December 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
That’s the one that popped into my head!
Oh my god that’s almost an entire year lol
December 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Oh my god that’s almost an entire year lol
Correction: it may have been Sunday school class. One of the two. 🤷♀️
December 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Correction: it may have been Sunday school class. One of the two. 🤷♀️
In my youth group in middle school (episcopal) one of our group leaders said Christians wearing a cross around their neck is like Americans wearing an electric chair, and she did mean to point out that it’s grisly and strange. I never wore crosses again.
December 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
In my youth group in middle school (episcopal) one of our group leaders said Christians wearing a cross around their neck is like Americans wearing an electric chair, and she did mean to point out that it’s grisly and strange. I never wore crosses again.
I’m sorry he hates himself so much and projects that out onto everyone else. Hope he gets the help and self acceptance he so desperately needs.
December 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I’m sorry he hates himself so much and projects that out onto everyone else. Hope he gets the help and self acceptance he so desperately needs.
lol drain the swamp! Fucking rubes.
December 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
lol drain the swamp! Fucking rubes.
I can’t view the video but I’m curious…how much did she listen?!
December 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I can’t view the video but I’m curious…how much did she listen?!
It’s giving “Jonad.”
a man in a blue suit has a lanyard around his neck with the letter v on it
ALT: a man in a blue suit has a lanyard around his neck with the letter v on it
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December 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
It’s giving “Jonad.”
I think it’s so crazy that she didn’t include 13 songs on this album. Like…12/13 would have been her birthday song. The absence of that on the one opportunity she had to do it seems insane!
December 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I think it’s so crazy that she didn’t include 13 songs on this album. Like…12/13 would have been her birthday song. The absence of that on the one opportunity she had to do it seems insane!
I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, the bus would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.”
homer simpson is talking on a phone in a room with a fire extinguisher
ALT: homer simpson is talking on a phone in a room with a fire extinguisher
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December 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, the bus would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.”
Well this is just cursed.
December 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Well this is just cursed.
Don’t these people get tired of tasting trumps ass in their mouth? My lord, get some self respect.
December 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Don’t these people get tired of tasting trumps ass in their mouth? My lord, get some self respect.
It’s giving North Korea.
December 3, 2025 at 2:49 AM
It’s giving North Korea.
I prefer The Life of a Snowgirl.
December 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I prefer The Life of a Snowgirl.