Jake Mellor
@devilboyscooby.bsky.social
'Journalist' and snooker fan. Hooman, Whovian, Scooby-Doovian. Whoser, loser, scared of hoovers. Robot Wars & Quantum Leap. Lived in Wales but don't f*ck sheep.
For all the batshit things in #TwinPeaks, including the Red Room and Josie getting trapped in a drawer knob, the thing that confuses me most is how Ben eats sandwiches.
January 28, 2026 at 3:11 PM
For all the batshit things in #TwinPeaks, including the Red Room and Josie getting trapped in a drawer knob, the thing that confuses me most is how Ben eats sandwiches.
BUT WHAT WAS IN THE WHO'S WHO BOOK? #TheTraitorsUK #TheTraitors
January 23, 2026 at 10:27 PM
BUT WHAT WAS IN THE WHO'S WHO BOOK? #TheTraitorsUK #TheTraitors
I reckon Can of Worms might be Freddie Flintoff. Photo of the Top Gear team in the first clue package (he took over) and League of Their Own this week. He was a guest judge last episode, but not when Can of Worms was seen! #maskedsingeruk
January 17, 2026 at 9:41 PM
I reckon Can of Worms might be Freddie Flintoff. Photo of the Top Gear team in the first clue package (he took over) and League of Their Own this week. He was a guest judge last episode, but not when Can of Worms was seen! #maskedsingeruk
At least now Gargoyle is gone I can't complain she was actually a Grotesque 😂 #maskedsingeruk
January 17, 2026 at 8:26 PM
At least now Gargoyle is gone I can't complain she was actually a Grotesque 😂 #maskedsingeruk
When he went falsetto, Red Panda sounded like Harry Hill doing his "son" Gary on #JuniorBakeOff #maskedsingeruk
January 17, 2026 at 8:25 PM
When he went falsetto, Red Panda sounded like Harry Hill doing his "son" Gary on #JuniorBakeOff #maskedsingeruk
When he went falsetto, Red Panda sounded like Harry Hill doing his "son" Gary on #JuniorBakeOff #maskedsingeruk
January 17, 2026 at 8:09 PM
When he went falsetto, Red Panda sounded like Harry Hill doing his "son" Gary on #JuniorBakeOff #maskedsingeruk
I have never heard "tongue" rhymed with "Kung" before in my life... #HouseOfGames
January 17, 2026 at 4:53 AM
I have never heard "tongue" rhymed with "Kung" before in my life... #HouseOfGames
All these people with legal training, police backgrounds, and yet the person with the best reads is a 28 year old hairdresser from t' North. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
January 15, 2026 at 11:51 PM
All these people with legal training, police backgrounds, and yet the person with the best reads is a 28 year old hairdresser from t' North. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
🎶 Things are getting strange I'm starting to worry, this could be a case for Mulder and Scully... 🎶 #snooker #Masters #welovesnooker
January 14, 2026 at 10:41 PM
🎶 Things are getting strange I'm starting to worry, this could be a case for Mulder and Scully... 🎶 #snooker #Masters #welovesnooker
January 13, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? #HouseOfGames
January 13, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? #HouseOfGames
Wait... For real? For 32 years I've thought it was Dull As DISHwater!? #HouseOfGames #sayings #idioms
January 12, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Wait... For real? For 32 years I've thought it was Dull As DISHwater!? #HouseOfGames #sayings #idioms
I thought it was well known that Belgium's two major exports are Tintin and the Smurfs. #HouseOfGames
January 12, 2026 at 9:58 PM
I thought it was well known that Belgium's two major exports are Tintin and the Smurfs. #HouseOfGames
Very verbose lad, that Joel, isn't he? 😂 #Snooker #bbcsnooker
January 12, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Very verbose lad, that Joel, isn't he? 😂 #Snooker #bbcsnooker
Has anyone else noticed the BBC Comms have started following Hazel's lead and are calling the Chinese players by first name now? JV kept saying "Yize" this afternoon, and Steve's saying "Guodong" tonight. #snooker #ilovesnooker
January 11, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Has anyone else noticed the BBC Comms have started following Hazel's lead and are calling the Chinese players by first name now? JV kept saying "Yize" this afternoon, and Steve's saying "Guodong" tonight. #snooker #ilovesnooker
Monkey = Cat Stark? (Hence the cat shirt, iron throne reference) - Michelle Fairley was in Suits, like the Monkey 🤷🏼♂️ #MaskedSingerUK
January 10, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Monkey = Cat Stark? (Hence the cat shirt, iron throne reference) - Michelle Fairley was in Suits, like the Monkey 🤷🏼♂️ #MaskedSingerUK
Fiona hasn't thrown a grenade into #TheTraitors- she's thrown the pin and held on to the grenade. #TheTraitorsUK
a bunch of worms are coming out of a gift box with the word plot on it
ALT: a bunch of worms are coming out of a gift box with the word plot on it
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January 9, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Fiona hasn't thrown a grenade into #TheTraitors- she's thrown the pin and held on to the grenade. #TheTraitorsUK
When did they bring back the 11+ exam!? #JBO #JuniorBakeOff
January 8, 2026 at 11:22 PM
When did they bring back the 11+ exam!? #JBO #JuniorBakeOff
Kitto whenever Aiyla mentions "star baker" #JBO #JuniorBakeOff
a close up of a squirrel looking at the camera with a blurry background .
ALT: a close up of a squirrel looking at the camera with a blurry background .
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January 7, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Kitto whenever Aiyla mentions "star baker" #JBO #JuniorBakeOff
The question now is which one is Ed Gamble this time? 🤔😆 #TheTraitorsUK #TheTraitors
January 7, 2026 at 9:00 PM
The question now is which one is Ed Gamble this time? 🤔😆 #TheTraitorsUK #TheTraitors
January 7, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Poor Ross was doomed from the start. The hug of death! #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
January 7, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Poor Ross was doomed from the start. The hug of death! #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
Ah yes, that famous quote by William of Ockham- "Within the obvious is the perfect place to hide." #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
January 7, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Ah yes, that famous quote by William of Ockham- "Within the obvious is the perfect place to hide." #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK