Because a lot of this will be vocal i suggest finding a nice rare techno or organic techno to give it a musical feel. Something drum heavy without much else.

Something akin to a fast heartbeat.

Balls the size of city bus

A compilation would be sweet

10/10 would be poisoned by

People with very specific fetishes?

I get nose bleeds a fair amount, mostly because I sneeze like a cartoon character.

Best of luck with a thin clot in dat nose.

You can huff out any clots and then breathe in and out with enough force through your nose so you can feel the wind in your nose but not enough to 'blow it'. Do that for a few minutes, and you'll have a thin layer build up to stop a nose bleed.

Here's some raccoons who wanted to know if I had snacks. I did have snacks just not for them.

With a dipping sauce of some sort?

Did you lose it in the ring or doing something silly and mundane.

Thats it, no wonder i couldn't find it. Fruit isn't in the comic.

He received new marching orders