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Nice argument. Unfortunately for you, I have already depicted myself as the gently wiggling common earthworm, and you as the thrashing and twitching jumping worm,
Jumping worm (Amynthas agrestis) • Thrash and twitch • Shiny, slightly iridescent, and grey-brown • Milky-white ring (clitellum) • Mostly dry Photo credit: Purdue Plant and Pest Diagnostic Laboratory Common earthworm (Lumbricus terrestris) • Wiggle gently • Dull red-brown • Red-ish ring (clitellum) • Slimy Photo credit: Joseph Berger, Bugwood.org
December 10, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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I locked my phone zoomed in on his face… The jumpscare when I entered my password again
Tuba goatee man ZOOMED
December 10, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Tim Robinson and a beignet food truck mascot (represented, of course, by a tuba with a goatee)
December 10, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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sorry I can’t be him
cunty little bg character in One Piece
December 8, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Judge Doom
December 4, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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10. How to be polite and show respect In the old days of feudal Japan, a samurai warrior would shout You are trying to view Flash content, but you have no Flash plugin installed.
December 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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I am about here
Aphantasia is the inability to voluntarily visualize mental images. A representation of how people with differing visualization abilities might picture an apple in their mind. The first image is bright and photographic, levels 2 through 4 show increasingly simpler and more faded images, and the last-representing complete aphantasia-shows no image at all. (The last two images are circled in red.)
November 29, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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bonus Avery yawn
November 28, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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bath buddy
Avery, mackerel tabby, lounging on a pile of clothes next to the tub. She looks calm and curious Avery looking down Avery gazing forward, forlorn or perhaps sleepy
November 28, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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Imagine “building things” with Lego when you could be sorting them lol
Incredibly satisfying spread of coloured Lego pieces in small bowls Light and dark grey pieces sorted by shape and aligned in fun & useful ways Close-up of the light and dark grey pieces, with a sad, unsorted bowl of white pieces nearby as well
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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Has this ever happened to you?
November 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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A movie that takes place where you’re from.
Matt & Jay rolling a massive extension cord down a Toronto street (probably Queen?) in Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
November 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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got me good
bill folded over an elevator handrail $100? Upon closer inspection, it says “MOTION PICTURE PURPOSES: IN PROPS WE TURST”
November 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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she make-a da biscuits
November 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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silly little personality quizzes are my vice… also weed
Your Nonmonogamy Compass Results Four quadrant test with y-axis “limits others (top) vs. doesn’t limit others (bottom)” and x-axis “interested in many (left) vs. interested in one (right)”. The quadrants have labels: Top-left = biblical patriarch Top-right = #tradlife Bottom-left = polycule slutcloud Bottom-right = practical progressive Cam’s result is a little red dot in the centre of the x-axis and almost halfway down from the origin on the y-axis relationship-compass.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Eddie Valiant from Who Framed Roger Rabbit? (1988) with a speech bubble pointing up to the post above
November 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Lizzo “I’ve been waiting for this one…”
November 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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here is a photo of Avery and a screenshot of the joker from Balatro that looks like a butt plug <3
tabby cat with her head upside-down and one fang sticking out, resting on a soft grey blanket Joker Unlocked! Not Discovered Played cards with Spade suit give +50 Chips when scored Uncommon
November 21, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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Gillian Anderson wears a shirt and tie, looks serious, and holds David Duchovny. He’s jumping into her arms and sticking his tongue out in a pink dress
November 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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:(
One woman wrote that she saw her children's faces on the ostriches' bodies. Another wondered who among them would join in a class-action lawsuit against the government for "mental and emotional trauma." stock photo of a child’s head poorly shopped onto an ostrich’s neck
November 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Radioactive cat
November 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Avery had an intake appointment today for radioactive iodine therapy and had a physical exam that just said “BCS 8/9, otherwise NSF” which basically means: she round
November 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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a lil bit like this
Avery is snuggled up next to my leg like a raccoon/seal hybrid
November 3, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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🫡
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November 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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If you donate to this young family, Avery will say thank youuu (even though she is a famously selfish cat)
A tabby cat curled into a lumpy heart shape, with her nose and paws all held together. She’s burrowed into a blue quilt for warmth
October 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM