Dessie
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Dessie
@dessieowo.com
CEO of #weedmustardinc
Silly calculator UwU
Trump stole my dog 3:<
January 18, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Normalize calling Electron apps "Chromeslop"
January 17, 2026 at 4:43 PM
All of humankind is but a feeble imitation of my transitive form.
January 10, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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trouble focusing
January 5, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Guess who was just awarded the CompTia Linux+ Certification! Alright fine, I’ll just tell you. I did! Yippee!!!!
January 7, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Yes, I do need to run Notepad as Trusted Installer. I assure you this is very necessary.
January 1, 2026 at 3:59 AM
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hyper realistic guys swinging swords and shooting guns in the rain or a literal 1:1 copy of genshin impact. pick
December 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Give Sam my congratulations on his degree.
Some organizations are intentionally influencing AI chatbots answers
December 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Of course I knew it was plugged in, I’m not stupid. Trust me, I’m a professional.
December 19, 2025 at 9:51 PM
JEALOUS JENSEN and NO-FLAVOR NVIDIA have the WORST bakery I have Ever Seen! Their chips are THE MOST STALE CHIPS that Anyone has Ever Eaten and have NO FLAVOR.
The Fake News and JEALOUS JENSEN HUANG are in DENIAL that Weed Mustard is the MOST PROFITABLE COMPANY in the WORLD! Weed Mustard is Only made by REAL AMERICAN CHILDREN in the MOISTEST FACTORIES to GUARANTEE QUALITY!
December 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The Fake News and JEALOUS JENSEN HUANG are in DENIAL that Weed Mustard is the MOST PROFITABLE COMPANY in the WORLD! Weed Mustard is Only made by REAL AMERICAN CHILDREN in the MOISTEST FACTORIES to GUARANTEE QUALITY!
December 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
OMG babe this shameless promotion at my expense is so damn hot 🥵 🤤
December 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Sorry for the Hiatus.
New merch soon? I didn't say anything....
#weedmustardinc
September 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Valve pls stop gobble my monies I want those. But gammmeeeeeeee no I need monies but gggaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeessssssssssss pls valve let me go
May 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Literally common colding it rn
May 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Idea: Captions, but you listen to them
April 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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April 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I want to run my 4090 and my 5090 in SLI, what MOBO should I use? #pcbuilding
April 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Please don't unionize, I want monies #weedmustardinc.
Just think of the shareholders!
April 12, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Rest In Peace Narayana Johnson (River Boy). I never knew him in life, but his work on Cult of The Lamb was incredible and his death is a loss to the community.
April 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
My ID Verification for my e6:
April 2, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Using AI trained off of other's work to generate "art" is not creative nor ethical to actual artists. I am not covering new ground but would like to iterate I do not support AI generated imagry.
March 30, 2025 at 11:58 PM
RFC 8962 is the greatest piece of literature ever written
March 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Walking hurt 3:
March 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
#weedmustardinc is pleased to announce our new CFO: @abreadperson.bsky.social !!
March 9, 2025 at 4:37 AM