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Giant fucking mutant baby
@deserthooker.bsky.social
She/her. A safe space ship. UU, queer, witch, therapist (not yours). Still striving to believe in the goodness of people after all these years. 20 thunder drive: faster than fear
Turned my back on a box I was packing and when I looked back a dog toy was carefully placed in there.

Can't tell if genius or just wants to be involved...
December 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I left the house. Mistake.
December 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Dragged my kid out to see some light displays and now I feel properly yuleish.

Also check out the Christmas Cocks:
December 22, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I am trying so hard to feel a Yule spirit but its 82 degrees and its very hard.
December 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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The thing about RFK jr. being a terrible head of health and human services is like…yeah. Yeah, he is literally the worst possible person for the job.
December 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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mood!
December 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Guy who came to get some furniture from my office:

Do you think its possible to get over Betrayal?

This doesn't happen to other people (tbh he was sweet, but also wtf)
December 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Celebrated Yule and Candlenights this evening, good times!
December 20, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Killer deal and I play 3 of these regularly
Released yesterday, the Cozy Puzzles Steam bundle features 7 great puzzle games, each with a focus on cozy vibes and stress-free puzzle solving!

📐 A Little to the Left
🌄 Dorfromantik
💺 Is This Seat Taken?
🚂 RailBound
🐭 Squeakross
🎨 Sticky Business
🌱 Tiny Garden
December 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Shredding old documents from work like the FBI is about to raid
December 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Today in phrases I've never heard in a clinical training until today: post-nut clarity 😅
December 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
In an ADHD training and I just learned folks with ADHD report they are more likely to be kinky, poly, and experimental than non-ADHD folks.

MY PEOPLE
December 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Fuck every one of these people.
1. The federal government has just attempted to enact a national trans youth care ban.

A new HHS rule would shutter most gender-affirming care for trans youth nationwide.

It violates multiple laws and the constitution, and will likely go into effect in a few months.

Our latest story here:
Nationwide Trans Youth Care Ban Imminent As Trump Admin Announces "Nuclear Option" Federal Rule
The new federal rule formalizes previous threats to hospitals to pull Medicaid funding, and represents a significant legal stretch by this administration.
www.erininthemorning.com
December 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Pack 3 boxes, sit for an hour to regulate body temperature.

The perimenopause story
December 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
According to my EHR I did 42,870 minutes of therapy this year

That's something to be proud of.
December 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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godfuckingdammit we can't have even one nice thing anymore
Mozilla has a new CEO and he just announced that Firefox will evolve into a modern AI browser. This is a good example of how management doesn’t understand its own user base and why they go out of their way to install Firefox on Windows, Android, iOS and other devices blog.mozilla.org/en/mozilla/l...
December 17, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Started a new game. Killed a mime.

Also I feel any game that puts crates everywhere that I can't break is taunting me. Rude.
December 17, 2025 at 3:14 PM
At my heart, I am just the kid that reminded the teacher they forgot to assign homework. It sucks sometimes.
December 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
How much trouble can a hotel be? 🤣
#welcometoderry
December 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Some days it's just too much grief. Personal, collective, global.

Bleh.
December 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Now You See Me 3 was exactly as delightful as the other two and I will watch 6 of these if they keep making them
December 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I uh....have a lot of books. Per my kid who is tetrising boxes
December 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Got to Bugs in my Supernatural rematch. Legendary.
December 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Im gonna miss these morning cuddles (kitty is staying in Tucson on account of him being 150 years old)
December 12, 2025 at 2:22 PM