Giant fucking mutant baby
@deserthooker.bsky.social
She/her. A safe space ship. UU, queer, witch, therapist (not yours). Still striving to believe in the goodness of people after all these years. 20 thunder drive: faster than fear
Turned my back on a box I was packing and when I looked back a dog toy was carefully placed in there.
Can't tell if genius or just wants to be involved...
Can't tell if genius or just wants to be involved...
December 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Turned my back on a box I was packing and when I looked back a dog toy was carefully placed in there.
Can't tell if genius or just wants to be involved...
Can't tell if genius or just wants to be involved...
I left the house. Mistake.
December 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I left the house. Mistake.
Dragged my kid out to see some light displays and now I feel properly yuleish.
Also check out the Christmas Cocks:
Also check out the Christmas Cocks:
December 22, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Dragged my kid out to see some light displays and now I feel properly yuleish.
Also check out the Christmas Cocks:
Also check out the Christmas Cocks:
I am trying so hard to feel a Yule spirit but its 82 degrees and its very hard.
December 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I am trying so hard to feel a Yule spirit but its 82 degrees and its very hard.
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The thing about RFK jr. being a terrible head of health and human services is like…yeah. Yeah, he is literally the worst possible person for the job.
December 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The thing about RFK jr. being a terrible head of health and human services is like…yeah. Yeah, he is literally the worst possible person for the job.
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![Emily meme but it says:
"[dealing with the "business" part of "independent business"]
I love my job. I love my job. I love my job.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:36eqtmzysqf7wsslczw4uxcd/bafkreigo55b64jwq7lgk256sdukwbpsi4v37kdecddd75hdozafmh6hm6y@jpeg)
Guy who came to get some furniture from my office:
Do you think its possible to get over Betrayal?
This doesn't happen to other people (tbh he was sweet, but also wtf)
Do you think its possible to get over Betrayal?
This doesn't happen to other people (tbh he was sweet, but also wtf)
December 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Guy who came to get some furniture from my office:
Do you think its possible to get over Betrayal?
This doesn't happen to other people (tbh he was sweet, but also wtf)
Do you think its possible to get over Betrayal?
This doesn't happen to other people (tbh he was sweet, but also wtf)
Celebrated Yule and Candlenights this evening, good times!
December 20, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Celebrated Yule and Candlenights this evening, good times!
Killer deal and I play 3 of these regularly
Released yesterday, the Cozy Puzzles Steam bundle features 7 great puzzle games, each with a focus on cozy vibes and stress-free puzzle solving!
📐 A Little to the Left
🌄 Dorfromantik
💺 Is This Seat Taken?
🚂 RailBound
🐭 Squeakross
🎨 Sticky Business
🌱 Tiny Garden
📐 A Little to the Left
🌄 Dorfromantik
💺 Is This Seat Taken?
🚂 RailBound
🐭 Squeakross
🎨 Sticky Business
🌱 Tiny Garden
December 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Killer deal and I play 3 of these regularly
Shredding old documents from work like the FBI is about to raid
December 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Shredding old documents from work like the FBI is about to raid
Today in phrases I've never heard in a clinical training until today: post-nut clarity 😅
December 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Today in phrases I've never heard in a clinical training until today: post-nut clarity 😅
In an ADHD training and I just learned folks with ADHD report they are more likely to be kinky, poly, and experimental than non-ADHD folks.
MY PEOPLE
MY PEOPLE
December 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
In an ADHD training and I just learned folks with ADHD report they are more likely to be kinky, poly, and experimental than non-ADHD folks.
MY PEOPLE
MY PEOPLE
Fuck every one of these people.
1. The federal government has just attempted to enact a national trans youth care ban.
A new HHS rule would shutter most gender-affirming care for trans youth nationwide.
It violates multiple laws and the constitution, and will likely go into effect in a few months.
Our latest story here:
A new HHS rule would shutter most gender-affirming care for trans youth nationwide.
It violates multiple laws and the constitution, and will likely go into effect in a few months.
Our latest story here:
Nationwide Trans Youth Care Ban Imminent As Trump Admin Announces "Nuclear Option" Federal Rule
The new federal rule formalizes previous threats to hospitals to pull Medicaid funding, and represents a significant legal stretch by this administration.
www.erininthemorning.com
December 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Fuck every one of these people.
Pack 3 boxes, sit for an hour to regulate body temperature.
The perimenopause story
The perimenopause story
December 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Pack 3 boxes, sit for an hour to regulate body temperature.
The perimenopause story
The perimenopause story
According to my EHR I did 42,870 minutes of therapy this year
That's something to be proud of.
That's something to be proud of.
December 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
According to my EHR I did 42,870 minutes of therapy this year
That's something to be proud of.
That's something to be proud of.
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godfuckingdammit we can't have even one nice thing anymore
Mozilla has a new CEO and he just announced that Firefox will evolve into a modern AI browser. This is a good example of how management doesn’t understand its own user base and why they go out of their way to install Firefox on Windows, Android, iOS and other devices blog.mozilla.org/en/mozilla/l...
December 17, 2025 at 1:45 AM
godfuckingdammit we can't have even one nice thing anymore
Started a new game. Killed a mime.
Also I feel any game that puts crates everywhere that I can't break is taunting me. Rude.
Also I feel any game that puts crates everywhere that I can't break is taunting me. Rude.
December 17, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Started a new game. Killed a mime.
Also I feel any game that puts crates everywhere that I can't break is taunting me. Rude.
Also I feel any game that puts crates everywhere that I can't break is taunting me. Rude.
At my heart, I am just the kid that reminded the teacher they forgot to assign homework. It sucks sometimes.
December 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
At my heart, I am just the kid that reminded the teacher they forgot to assign homework. It sucks sometimes.
How much trouble can a hotel be? 🤣
#welcometoderry
#welcometoderry
December 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
How much trouble can a hotel be? 🤣
#welcometoderry
#welcometoderry
Some days it's just too much grief. Personal, collective, global.
Bleh.
Bleh.
December 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Some days it's just too much grief. Personal, collective, global.
Bleh.
Bleh.
Now You See Me 3 was exactly as delightful as the other two and I will watch 6 of these if they keep making them
December 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Now You See Me 3 was exactly as delightful as the other two and I will watch 6 of these if they keep making them
I uh....have a lot of books. Per my kid who is tetrising boxes
December 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I uh....have a lot of books. Per my kid who is tetrising boxes
Got to Bugs in my Supernatural rematch. Legendary.
December 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Got to Bugs in my Supernatural rematch. Legendary.
Im gonna miss these morning cuddles (kitty is staying in Tucson on account of him being 150 years old)
December 12, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Im gonna miss these morning cuddles (kitty is staying in Tucson on account of him being 150 years old)