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Desert Doggo
@desert.butt.dog
Part time dog, full time durp.
User name upgrade! Thank you, @k0mpy.butt.dog
February 15, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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Did you know wild raccoons love vegetables? If you’re very patient you can sometimes get us to grab the food right out of your hand!

We’re very difficulty to photograph though. We only come out at night and don’t sit still.

📷 @rifkafox.bsky.social
February 11, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Follow up. Weekend B was also a blast. Got whored in the Czech wall, got fisted during the sporgy (sports and orgy!), and got a nice relaxing weekend with friends being naked as much as possible.
February 9, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Let’s see. This last weekend I’ve been fucked, fisted, fucked with an XL horse toy, pissed in, and drained my piss into multiple muzzles.

I’m ready for round two. Let the weekend begin. #cogweekend @shinydogproductions.com
February 4, 2026 at 8:43 PM
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[click] nice, lets see what the Technology Connections guy has to say about the state of solar tech!

[1hr20 later] 👀

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtQ9...
January 30, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Clearly not any sort of copyrighted Australian dog dad on vacation at #cogweekend
February 2, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Bitch, Fivel had me check that shit in high school. Family history and genetics are real.
January 21, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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minnesota is an open carry state and it’s becoming increasingly clear that simply exercising that right in moderate numbers terrifies the fuck out of these cowards. possibly the single best way to get them to go away from what i’ve seen
With masked armed federal agents sitting at the corner and circling the St. Paul neighborhood for quite some time, about 50-100 neighbors came out to blow whistles. This man says this is his neighborhood and thanks everyone who came out.

The agents have all left.
January 18, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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New ICE Bucket Challenge just dropped.
January 16, 2026 at 12:59 AM
I know everything is terrible right now. We will either die war brought by imbeciles, die of diseases that could be prevented except for imbeciles, or fry in the heat death of the planet thanks to imbeciles.

But we can do one thing.

Bring back the AV Club, you cowards. @bencollins.bsky.social
January 6, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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7 Years! Wow. Help us celebrate our Anniversary!

Like, Follow, Repost to enter!

Grand Prize: 7 toys, any style or size we offer! Includes MTO!

2nd & 3rd prizes: 2 toys, any style or size we offer! Inventory Only.

This will be on all our socials! Good luck!

Intl. pays S&H!
January 2, 2026 at 1:49 AM
It’s gonna be cold tonight. You can snuggle up for warmth instead of sleeping in the cage tonight.
📸: @rifkafox.bsky.social
December 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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We're Satan's little helpers (not a typo) 😈

📸 @avocadosnek.bsky.social
(feat. @phoebefurry.bsky.social)
December 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I heard you wanted some beans. 📸: @rifkafox.bsky.social
December 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I was trying to find a picture of a custom sized rubber suit I ordered from Latex Catfish for @carrotchaserpup.bsky.social , and then I realized I only had this one when @twigmouse.bsky.social was zapping the dog at COG three years ago. Not the best representation of the suit, but hey I look good!
December 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Repeat after me: If someone breaks into your device because you haven't changed the default password then you should NOT call it 'being hacked'

(This message brought to you by flip who was laughing at an article about IP cameras today)
December 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
My father, who passed away a few years ago, loved Black Friday and the day before Christmas.

He went to Emerald Square Mall. He’d park (wherever). He would go to only the food court and order Arby’s roast beef.

Then he’d go walking through the parking lot.

Not to find his car. Just because.
December 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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C'est moi!
March 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Repost with a pic of you on all fours
November 30, 2025 at 5:50 AM
LISTEN I ONLY GET TURKEY DINNER ONCE A YEAR AND DONT BODY SHAME ME.
chonky wolf tubes
November 30, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you e been to:

Billy Joel at the Providence Civic Center
Weird Al Yankovich at Warwick Musical Theatre
They Might Be Giants at the Hatch Shell
@runtt.bsky.social at the Improper Bostonian
Nathaniel Rateliff and the Night Sweats at the GSR
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:

Justice, Porter Robinson, The Midnight, Pendulum, Moderat

alternatively (and pun fully intended):
System of a Down (w/ Deftones + The Mars Volta), A Perfect Circle (w/ Puscifer + Primus), Queens of the Stone Age, Incubus, Silversun Pickups
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to

Tank and the Bangas & Big Freedia
Earthgang w/ Duckwrth, Armand Hammer
GY!BE
Sleigh Bells
The Cat Empire
November 30, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A subscription to this fine periodical has been ordered for my 13 year old niece and 11 year old nephew. I am looking forward to the conversation with a teacher / principal / purported authority figure as to age appropriate material and then simply toss a copy of The New York Times at the person.
Extremely good news: A print subscription for The Onion is very on sale today. You'll get your first copy by Christmas.

It's $75 for a year's worth of newspapers shipped to your real-life mailbox each month.

Get one for yourself, your friends, your family, or your enemies.

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November 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
If you’re cold, they’re cold. Let them inside.
Bleat ordered to go out and stand in the rain for a bit bleat
November 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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It was just my birthday 🎂
And this ain’t blowing itself out~

#FatSheathFriday #Fursuit #Murrsuit
#Furry #FullFitSheath #RealBalls
November 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM