William 🇨🇦🇺🇦
@descryptic.bsky.social
Kinda fell off of everything else online, here for the vibes and some spooky nerdy shit!
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People sharing their colonoscopy on BlueSky now?
November 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
People sharing their colonoscopy on BlueSky now?
Animated by Fortnite made me feel sick
November 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Animated by Fortnite made me feel sick
The "I don't trust HVAC systems" simulator game is peak
November 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
The "I don't trust HVAC systems" simulator game is peak
This is why I only ever nab the free shit from Epic Games, and even still, I'll eventually ditch the EG version of said game if Steam has a good enough sale.
Call me a Steam shill, idc, but Epic will never get to where Steam is.
Call me a Steam shill, idc, but Epic will never get to where Steam is.
November 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
This is why I only ever nab the free shit from Epic Games, and even still, I'll eventually ditch the EG version of said game if Steam has a good enough sale.
Call me a Steam shill, idc, but Epic will never get to where Steam is.
Call me a Steam shill, idc, but Epic will never get to where Steam is.
It's Scary Movie - the sets are probably rather quick and cheap to make given they mainly aim to spoof other IPs as opposed to making believable sets. Filming can also take as little as a handful of days for lower budget titles, it's post production that takes a while.
November 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
It's Scary Movie - the sets are probably rather quick and cheap to make given they mainly aim to spoof other IPs as opposed to making believable sets. Filming can also take as little as a handful of days for lower budget titles, it's post production that takes a while.
Those who shit on it seem to forget the absolute range in quality surrounding the other two films - at best, it'll be amusing, at worst, it'll be abysmal... It's a very heavy "one or the other," but nevertheless I'll be there in theatres to check this one out!
November 21, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Those who shit on it seem to forget the absolute range in quality surrounding the other two films - at best, it'll be amusing, at worst, it'll be abysmal... It's a very heavy "one or the other," but nevertheless I'll be there in theatres to check this one out!
T-posing to establish dominance over Ring Doorbell
November 21, 2025 at 9:16 AM
T-posing to establish dominance over Ring Doorbell
It's kinda funny to me how much the gameplay feels like the kinda stuff Last Survivor always hopes itself up to be in it's ads, despite not actually playing that way... I thought RE SU was novel until I saw the spending allowance option... kinda tells you right there all this is 😅
November 21, 2025 at 9:13 AM
It's kinda funny to me how much the gameplay feels like the kinda stuff Last Survivor always hopes itself up to be in it's ads, despite not actually playing that way... I thought RE SU was novel until I saw the spending allowance option... kinda tells you right there all this is 😅
If a Turducken is a Chicken in a Duck in a Turkey... Would "The Bubba Pic" be a Horpig?
November 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
If a Turducken is a Chicken in a Duck in a Turkey... Would "The Bubba Pic" be a Horpig?
Tried explaining to my wife what makes it such a good horror movie, she didn't understand, then I showed her this (she doesn't like creepy faces)
November 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Tried explaining to my wife what makes it such a good horror movie, she didn't understand, then I showed her this (she doesn't like creepy faces)
We're off to see Baba Belmont!
November 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
We're off to see Baba Belmont!
This leads us to a very fitting joke about Resurrection/Halo 5
November 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
This leads us to a very fitting joke about Resurrection/Halo 5
Halo 2 remake, Halo 3 remake, Halo 4 remake (cause let's be honest, the super awesome spinoffs always get ignored)
November 7, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Halo 2 remake, Halo 3 remake, Halo 4 remake (cause let's be honest, the super awesome spinoffs always get ignored)
They're referring to game titles. The show was canned after two seasons.
November 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
They're referring to game titles. The show was canned after two seasons.
They explore the bat cave a bit
November 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
They explore the bat cave a bit
The scariest thing I could think to carve. - Brainrot.
October 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The scariest thing I could think to carve. - Brainrot.
All 3 or 4 of them, assuming they don't get the axe.
October 22, 2025 at 12:08 PM
All 3 or 4 of them, assuming they don't get the axe.
Can someone remind him that ruining the White House was Canada's thing?
October 22, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Can someone remind him that ruining the White House was Canada's thing?
Now it's gonna be EXTRA confusing to tell people if the pokemon game is shit 😬
October 18, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Now it's gonna be EXTRA confusing to tell people if the pokemon game is shit 😬
If you're not making movies, then maybe leave it to the people who do 🤐
October 17, 2025 at 1:36 AM
If you're not making movies, then maybe leave it to the people who do 🤐