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@derykk.bsky.social
36/M/PDX (SF expat), AuDHD, monkey, shy, stoned, chaotic neutral, gaymer, Cajun, Italian, antifa, LEGO, Dandori master, Zelda, FF, N64, modding.
Be Excellent To Each Other. Resistance is useless.🖖
Raging since 1989
Deeper than a parsec.
Be Excellent To Each Other. Resistance is useless.🖖
Raging since 1989
Deeper than a parsec.
“What happened to Jesus?!”
“He went Christian!!”
“He went Christian!!”
December 12, 2025 at 11:12 AM
“What happened to Jesus?!”
“He went Christian!!”
“He went Christian!!”
Did anyone else sweat to the oldies and learn line dances in elementary school? I feel like everyone in my home town in LA knew every line dance on command.
December 12, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Did anyone else sweat to the oldies and learn line dances in elementary school? I feel like everyone in my home town in LA knew every line dance on command.
Two more interviews scheduled. I've had more interviews scheduled this week than I've had ALL YEAR. (3)
December 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Two more interviews scheduled. I've had more interviews scheduled this week than I've had ALL YEAR. (3)
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Anyone wanna come over and pound it out? I'm feeling really down in the dumps. Also, accepting snuggles and cash.
December 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Anyone wanna come over and pound it out? I'm feeling really down in the dumps. Also, accepting snuggles and cash.
Gods that was miserable. I'm NEVER getting a damn job. Granted I was not as qualified as they wanted. My recruiter was an idiot telling me I'm on a short list for interviews. I am NOT qualified and the position is not a learning position. They want a pro.
I am failing this interview so hard right now
December 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Gods that was miserable. I'm NEVER getting a damn job. Granted I was not as qualified as they wanted. My recruiter was an idiot telling me I'm on a short list for interviews. I am NOT qualified and the position is not a learning position. They want a pro.
I am failing this interview so hard right now
December 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I am failing this interview so hard right now
MY AC UNIT ISN'T WORKING FUCKING GREAT.
Ok fuck it, I'm turning the AC on. It's absolutely ridiculous that it's 73F in my apartment right now with the windows all open. The heat is literally frying my brain and making me feel sick.
December 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
MY AC UNIT ISN'T WORKING FUCKING GREAT.
Ok fuck it, I'm turning the AC on. It's absolutely ridiculous that it's 73F in my apartment right now with the windows all open. The heat is literally frying my brain and making me feel sick.
December 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Ok fuck it, I'm turning the AC on. It's absolutely ridiculous that it's 73F in my apartment right now with the windows all open. The heat is literally frying my brain and making me feel sick.
Well damn, a missed fuckin opportunity on their side. Phone only, no video, for a telecommunications role? Everyone has trouble with video calls. It's a good opportunity to test someone.
I have an interview in 2 hours for a job that I'm not quite qualified for. I will probably fail hard and embarrass myself but it's my 1 interview of the quarter so I have to take it since nobody else wants to interview me. I hate searching for a job.
December 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Well damn, a missed fuckin opportunity on their side. Phone only, no video, for a telecommunications role? Everyone has trouble with video calls. It's a good opportunity to test someone.
I have an interview in 2 hours for a job that I'm not quite qualified for. I will probably fail hard and embarrass myself but it's my 1 interview of the quarter so I have to take it since nobody else wants to interview me. I hate searching for a job.
December 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I have an interview in 2 hours for a job that I'm not quite qualified for. I will probably fail hard and embarrass myself but it's my 1 interview of the quarter so I have to take it since nobody else wants to interview me. I hate searching for a job.
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Don’t let Derek post after dark challenge: impossible.
December 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Don’t let Derek post after dark challenge: impossible.
Oh is this a movie with Taylor Swift?
#DieMyLove
#DieMyLove
December 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Oh is this a movie with Taylor Swift?
#DieMyLove
#DieMyLove
Less than 7 hours later, SAME FUCKING SONG JEEEEZ FUCK
Blabalabala blabalabala blabalabala, TITAN
December 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Less than 7 hours later, SAME FUCKING SONG JEEEEZ FUCK
One of my very first downtown SF jobs. We were actually allowed on the roof to watch the entire thing. Best day of my life.
ok but... hear me out... BatKid c. 2013
December 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
One of my very first downtown SF jobs. We were actually allowed on the roof to watch the entire thing. Best day of my life.
I'm such a bad date. I mean, last weekend I gave my BF nightmares from what we watched during dinner. I think I am broken. #ITWelcomeToDerry
December 10, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I'm such a bad date. I mean, last weekend I gave my BF nightmares from what we watched during dinner. I think I am broken. #ITWelcomeToDerry
Insomnia! In the house.
December 10, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Insomnia! In the house.
hmm what time is... oh fuck
December 10, 2025 at 11:25 AM
hmm what time is... oh fuck
I can also do this one www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZpx...
December 10, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I can also do this one www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZpx...
Is this song too insensitive to do for karaoke? www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ovl...
December 10, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Is this song too insensitive to do for karaoke? www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ovl...
Life's short and hard, like a bodybuilding elf.
December 10, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Life's short and hard, like a bodybuilding elf.
I hate regrets.
December 10, 2025 at 9:27 AM
I hate regrets.
I absolutely hate that it's 1:30am and I need to turn my AC on to sleep.
December 10, 2025 at 9:21 AM
I absolutely hate that it's 1:30am and I need to turn my AC on to sleep.
Blabalabala blabalabala blabalabala, TITAN
December 10, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Blabalabala blabalabala blabalabala, TITAN