Derrick Perkins
@derricktperkins.bsky.social
Journalist errant. News editor of the Daily Inter Lake in Kalispell, Mont. Son of the Bay State. UMass grad.
This implies the existence of the ukulele coverage
November 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
This implies the existence of the ukulele coverage
I had a guy come into the office a few weeks ago to complain that we didn't refer to him as "President Donald Trump" in our headlines.
November 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I had a guy come into the office a few weeks ago to complain that we didn't refer to him as "President Donald Trump" in our headlines.
Yeah, even colonial Boston was like, there's a better way
November 29, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Yeah, even colonial Boston was like, there's a better way
Yeah, my local rural-ish PD is almost exclusively the Ford utility vehicle. I think they have a light pickup too.
November 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Yeah, my local rural-ish PD is almost exclusively the Ford utility vehicle. I think they have a light pickup too.
That's not how the rear of a cop charger looks either, I don't think. Is that a Ford logo back there?
November 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
That's not how the rear of a cop charger looks either, I don't think. Is that a Ford logo back there?
Check the September edition of Rolling Stone lol
November 28, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Check the September edition of Rolling Stone lol
Six seasons and a movie
November 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Six seasons and a movie
I think it's valid to report who or what an influential member of the administration is blaming -- without evidence -- for an apparent attack.
November 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I think it's valid to report who or what an influential member of the administration is blaming -- without evidence -- for an apparent attack.
Directive No. 2: Anyone using section heds to break up a basic news story will be fired into the sun.
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Directive No. 2: Anyone using section heds to break up a basic news story will be fired into the sun.
Uuuh what do they hunt in the winter when the bugs are all gone
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Uuuh what do they hunt in the winter when the bugs are all gone
I'm thinking the dividing line here is maybe an elk. Elk are no fun.
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I'm thinking the dividing line here is maybe an elk. Elk are no fun.
The one I make is basically just hamburger helper with tater tots on top.
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
The one I make is basically just hamburger helper with tater tots on top.
I believe you mean "whomever person."
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I believe you mean "whomever person."
Man I think I tried to watch this one too
November 19, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Man I think I tried to watch this one too
Jokes on them, I have to convince my dnd party not to kill all of the quest givers for fun and sport every session
November 19, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Jokes on them, I have to convince my dnd party not to kill all of the quest givers for fun and sport every session