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Derrick LJ
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I just want to enjoy my life. https://www.threads.net/@redstickrick
I do Sweet Potato pies. Always have and always will...and my family loves it too! 😊
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Just.......WHY?! 😔
November 26, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I called the MAGAts plenty of things for almost a decade. I'm pretty sure the word 'human' isn't one of them.
November 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I'm hearing this song right now.
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November 19, 2025 at 4:15 AM
'Uh-Oh!' 😔🐶
November 19, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Maybe he ate too much. 😏
November 17, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Screaming at the toilet too much?
a toilet with a sign that says i want to be alone on it
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November 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Maybe in an old John Wayne movie, I guess. 🤔
November 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
So, do the cows have to have a green card or some shyt? 🤷🏾‍♂️🐄
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November 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
He's waiting for this response⬇️😂
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November 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
This is giving me Neal Schon 'Separate Ways' face.🤢
November 16, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Seems to be the best solution.⬇️🍆✂️
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November 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM
They’ll fix him up. They fix everything.
November 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Basically this⬇️
a cat wearing a hat is standing in front of a dumpster on fire .
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November 6, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Dogs can Double-Dutch! 🥹🐶
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November 6, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Miller gives 'herpes' a bad name.
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 PM
It's basically this:
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November 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
No surprise. Everybody knows that...
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November 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I found out who typed and sent this⬇️
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November 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I always thought he would have an affair at an IKEA. 🤷🏾‍♂️🛋
October 31, 2025 at 6:09 PM
😔
October 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM