🔞 Derp_Kraken | The Ultimate Boy
@derpkraken.bsky.social
He/Him| Proud Headmaster of the VHPD | Banner by @mmanakel | Art tags: #Derpy_Art NSFW: #Derpy_Undercover | PFP by the amazing @EvA3uni| @YumeRei_vt's Simp
Btw here's my Kink/BDSM test results.
November 16, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Btw here's my Kink/BDSM test results.
Someone's been using my bike...
October 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Someone's been using my bike...
You ever wonder why you never got your package?
September 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
You ever wonder why you never got your package?
New machine spirit adopted
And there's already an inspector seeing if everything is within the specs...
And there's already an inspector seeing if everything is within the specs...
September 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
New machine spirit adopted
And there's already an inspector seeing if everything is within the specs...
And there's already an inspector seeing if everything is within the specs...
Aight Halloween costume idea
Motorcycle equipment, but only the top part (Helmet, jacket and gloves)
And one of these
Motorcycle equipment, but only the top part (Helmet, jacket and gloves)
And one of these
September 8, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Aight Halloween costume idea
Motorcycle equipment, but only the top part (Helmet, jacket and gloves)
And one of these
Motorcycle equipment, but only the top part (Helmet, jacket and gloves)
And one of these
Drip or drown?
August 22, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Drip or drown?
Here, for you
August 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Here, for you
Morning
I don't think Chops knows that she wants my coffee...
I don't think Chops knows that she wants my coffee...
August 16, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Morning
I don't think Chops knows that she wants my coffee...
I don't think Chops knows that she wants my coffee...
Y'know what would be really fuckin cool
A military carry case like one of these to have as decoration on my room
If anyone has any means of getting me one of these hmu
A military carry case like one of these to have as decoration on my room
If anyone has any means of getting me one of these hmu
August 14, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Y'know what would be really fuckin cool
A military carry case like one of these to have as decoration on my room
If anyone has any means of getting me one of these hmu
A military carry case like one of these to have as decoration on my room
If anyone has any means of getting me one of these hmu
DW5600-E with the original colors babyyyyyyyyy
The little cafe was bought separately, aside from looking cool it protects the watch even more (my clumsiness gets destructive sometimes)
Also damn my watch is dirty.
The little cafe was bought separately, aside from looking cool it protects the watch even more (my clumsiness gets destructive sometimes)
Also damn my watch is dirty.
August 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
DW5600-E with the original colors babyyyyyyyyy
The little cafe was bought separately, aside from looking cool it protects the watch even more (my clumsiness gets destructive sometimes)
Also damn my watch is dirty.
The little cafe was bought separately, aside from looking cool it protects the watch even more (my clumsiness gets destructive sometimes)
Also damn my watch is dirty.
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August 6, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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H-huh...?
Why did you wake me up?
Why did you wake me up?
August 6, 2025 at 1:41 PM
H-huh...?
Why did you wake me up?
Why did you wake me up?
RELEASE ME
I MUST CONTINUE MY SQUIRREL HUNT
I MUST CONTINUE MY SQUIRREL HUNT
August 4, 2025 at 12:22 PM
RELEASE ME
I MUST CONTINUE MY SQUIRREL HUNT
I MUST CONTINUE MY SQUIRREL HUNT
You can't hide in this Pringles can forever
July 31, 2025 at 1:48 PM
You can't hide in this Pringles can forever
According to my calculations...
You owe me 5802 treats.
You owe me 5802 treats.
July 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
According to my calculations...
You owe me 5802 treats.
You owe me 5802 treats.
If I ever get added into a fighting game, I wanna be a grappler with my main command grab being this
July 9, 2025 at 12:18 PM
If I ever get added into a fighting game, I wanna be a grappler with my main command grab being this
Guess whose knuckles just went mach fuck straight onto steel?
July 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Guess whose knuckles just went mach fuck straight onto steel?
Goated mom
July 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Goated mom
Morning
My mother made sunny side up eggs for me
I fucking love my mom
My mother made sunny side up eggs for me
I fucking love my mom
July 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Morning
My mother made sunny side up eggs for me
I fucking love my mom
My mother made sunny side up eggs for me
I fucking love my mom
What did I tell you?
July 3, 2025 at 12:58 PM
What did I tell you?
When life bad
Rember
Rember
July 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
When life bad
Rember
Rember
Gramps: "Derp, an associate of mine delivered some booze to your internship, you mind bringing it to me? It's not much, just a little bit"
The little bit: (200 liters of cachaça and a bag of lemons)
The little bit: (200 liters of cachaça and a bag of lemons)
July 1, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Gramps: "Derp, an associate of mine delivered some booze to your internship, you mind bringing it to me? It's not much, just a little bit"
The little bit: (200 liters of cachaça and a bag of lemons)
The little bit: (200 liters of cachaça and a bag of lemons)
The muzzle is for *your* safety?
Nah, the muzzle is for *MY* safety (I will chew on electric wires)
Nah, the muzzle is for *MY* safety (I will chew on electric wires)
June 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
The muzzle is for *your* safety?
Nah, the muzzle is for *MY* safety (I will chew on electric wires)
Nah, the muzzle is for *MY* safety (I will chew on electric wires)
Anyone want a custom tag?
If I like you I'll even get you a collar 👀
If I like you I'll even get you a collar 👀
June 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Anyone want a custom tag?
If I like you I'll even get you a collar 👀
If I like you I'll even get you a collar 👀
Why are your hands really small?
Did you shrink or did I get bigger?
Did you shrink or did I get bigger?
June 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Why are your hands really small?
Did you shrink or did I get bigger?
Did you shrink or did I get bigger?