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Der’k
@derkbryant.bsky.social
A work in progress…
Where did these Kleenex come from?!
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
But...what if your balls are hangin' freeeeeee?
November 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Sending all the same vibes your way bub!
September 16, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I’ve been up since 2:45.

BRB writing my eulogy because coffee ain’t it today and I can’t call out.
September 16, 2025 at 7:43 AM
PEOPLE ARE NOT YOUR PROPERTY. Period.
September 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I’m kinda feelin’ it!
September 14, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Let’s not even talk about my progress on the new Haunted Mansion Lego…
September 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Welp. My tongue somehow managed to get hard, too.
September 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
THIS.
September 9, 2025 at 11:47 AM
What a joy thief. 🥺
September 9, 2025 at 11:44 AM