Derick Armijo
@derickarmijo.bsky.social
if it was gonna happen, it would have happened by now
Del Griffith is screaming at a dog to give Neal the goddamn glove right about now.
November 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Del Griffith is screaming at a dog to give Neal the goddamn glove right about now.
Neal Page is being diverted to Witchita right about now.
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Neal Page is being diverted to Witchita right about now.
Most of us have got in the turkeys in our fridges at this point. A very exciting time in Thanksgiving anticipation.
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Most of us have got in the turkeys in our fridges at this point. A very exciting time in Thanksgiving anticipation.
The Joker full on is getting his ass beat and stops everything to spit out some chattering teeth. Love the commitment to the bit.
November 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The Joker full on is getting his ass beat and stops everything to spit out some chattering teeth. Love the commitment to the bit.
It’s actually shocking that more horror franchises don’t do a Christmas entry. Don’t they want to live forever?
November 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
It’s actually shocking that more horror franchises don’t do a Christmas entry. Don’t they want to live forever?
Hey middle America, I’m watching a Netflix movie in a theater! I paid 18 dollars out of pocket just to get in the door.
November 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Hey middle America, I’m watching a Netflix movie in a theater! I paid 18 dollars out of pocket just to get in the door.
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Schnookums & Meat Pasta (1995-1995): A canned pasta, mini meatball, and tomato sauce product from Franco-American, with little pasta shaped like the characters from the short-lived Disney Afternoon series "The Shnookums & Meat Funny Cartoon Show"
May 14, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Schnookums & Meat Pasta (1995-1995): A canned pasta, mini meatball, and tomato sauce product from Franco-American, with little pasta shaped like the characters from the short-lived Disney Afternoon series "The Shnookums & Meat Funny Cartoon Show"
Glinda voted for Oz three times.
November 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Glinda voted for Oz three times.
Every fast food chain has a digital drive thru board now. How come McDonald’s menu boards are the only ones that always looked like they were ambushed by the Barzini family?
November 20, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Every fast food chain has a digital drive thru board now. How come McDonald’s menu boards are the only ones that always looked like they were ambushed by the Barzini family?
Roger Ebert died a month before OZ THE GREAT AND POWERFUL came out. I’ll never know what he thought of it.
November 20, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Roger Ebert died a month before OZ THE GREAT AND POWERFUL came out. I’ll never know what he thought of it.
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MTN Dew Kryptonite Ice Slurpee (2006-2006): A green, "mango-citrus"-flavored slush drink from 7-11, released to promote the film "Superman Returns". It was sold along with collectible red or blue Superman-themed cups
November 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
MTN Dew Kryptonite Ice Slurpee (2006-2006): A green, "mango-citrus"-flavored slush drink from 7-11, released to promote the film "Superman Returns". It was sold along with collectible red or blue Superman-themed cups
I wasn’t disgusted with society until they made Winona Ryder do Hot Ones.
November 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I wasn’t disgusted with society until they made Winona Ryder do Hot Ones.
Nobody is buying my “Ellison is the new Redstone” merch.
November 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Nobody is buying my “Ellison is the new Redstone” merch.
I told a friend recently that I like to watch old Macy’s parades around Thanksgiving time and she looked at me like I said I steal peoples tips off of tables at restaurants.
November 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I told a friend recently that I like to watch old Macy’s parades around Thanksgiving time and she looked at me like I said I steal peoples tips off of tables at restaurants.
Sometimes I’ll see a review of something on Letterboxd that I clicked like on years ago and I’ll unlike it and like it again. So they know I mean that shit.
November 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Sometimes I’ll see a review of something on Letterboxd that I clicked like on years ago and I’ll unlike it and like it again. So they know I mean that shit.
Eddie Murphy directing Redd Foxx in HARLEM NIGHTS wearing a GHOSTBUSTERS II shirt:
November 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Eddie Murphy directing Redd Foxx in HARLEM NIGHTS wearing a GHOSTBUSTERS II shirt:
Out of the entire Stephen King oeuvre, RUNNING MAN is feels like such a crazy choice for Edgar Wright to choose to adapt. But it’s fun.
November 14, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Out of the entire Stephen King oeuvre, RUNNING MAN is feels like such a crazy choice for Edgar Wright to choose to adapt. But it’s fun.
I wish sports fans would have these kind of breakdowns after loss instead of the tough guy Monday morning quarterback rants they do:
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I wish sports fans would have these kind of breakdowns after loss instead of the tough guy Monday morning quarterback rants they do:
Around this time in 1995, my family had got their first PC and it exposed us all to the internet for the first time. Sadly I did not know about aceventura.com but movies were just starting to use a web presence with their marketing campaigns. The first website I ever went on was toystory.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Around this time in 1995, my family had got their first PC and it exposed us all to the internet for the first time. Sadly I did not know about aceventura.com but movies were just starting to use a web presence with their marketing campaigns. The first website I ever went on was toystory.com
Notecard on cork board that’s says: Beauty and Mr. Beast?
November 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Notecard on cork board that’s says: Beauty and Mr. Beast?
I want this.
PB&J Oreos (2017-2017): These limited edition cookies, meant to evoke a peanut butter & jelly sandwich, were exclusive to Kroger and Kroger-affiliate grocery stores. They consisted of golden Oreo wafers filled with half peanut butter creme, and half purple "jelly-flavored" creme
November 7, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I want this.
Aaron Sorkin scripted based on a true story drama, the entire movie is Spielberg, Scorsese, DePalma and Coppola alone in a room right after seeing George Lucas’ first cut of Star Wars and they are trying to figure out what to say to him. Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg to direct.
November 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Aaron Sorkin scripted based on a true story drama, the entire movie is Spielberg, Scorsese, DePalma and Coppola alone in a room right after seeing George Lucas’ first cut of Star Wars and they are trying to figure out what to say to him. Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg to direct.
Me waiting for the new GREMLINS to reference anything about the second movie to no avail like I waited for GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE to reference to Vigo or Janosh:
a cartoon sloth is looking at a tablet computer .
ALT: a cartoon sloth is looking at a tablet computer .
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November 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Me waiting for the new GREMLINS to reference anything about the second movie to no avail like I waited for GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE to reference to Vigo or Janosh:
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Today, mentally, I am in the Alphaquest hallway
January 23, 2024 at 12:16 PM
Today, mentally, I am in the Alphaquest hallway
Could I pull off this Wayne’s World shirt? I hope to Christ that I could.
November 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Could I pull off this Wayne’s World shirt? I hope to Christ that I could.