Derek Robertson
@derekrobertson.bsky.social
Just your average run-of-the-mill television writer and licensed private investigator. (Children Ruin Everything, The Lost Symbol, Killjoys, etc)
Whenever my son tries to pull my glasses off my head, I say in my best James Earl Jones, "Just once let me face you without it. Let me look on you with my own eyes."
But honestly, I feel like this uncouthed eight-month-old just doesn't get the reference.
But honestly, I feel like this uncouthed eight-month-old just doesn't get the reference.
November 29, 2024 at 2:29 PM
Whenever my son tries to pull my glasses off my head, I say in my best James Earl Jones, "Just once let me face you without it. Let me look on you with my own eyes."
But honestly, I feel like this uncouthed eight-month-old just doesn't get the reference.
But honestly, I feel like this uncouthed eight-month-old just doesn't get the reference.
Can someone please QUIETLY slip the headline writer for this website a thesaurus.
August 11, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Can someone please QUIETLY slip the headline writer for this website a thesaurus.
I wasn't sure how Robert Downey Jr. was going to pull it off, but honestly, his Doctor Doom looks unrecognizable to his Iron Man.
August 5, 2024 at 5:04 AM
I wasn't sure how Robert Downey Jr. was going to pull it off, but honestly, his Doctor Doom looks unrecognizable to his Iron Man.
If nothing else, can we strike against this minimal effort stock photo sourcing?
April 27, 2024 at 1:18 AM
If nothing else, can we strike against this minimal effort stock photo sourcing?
We're lacing up for some two on two, March 2024.
October 30, 2023 at 1:00 AM
We're lacing up for some two on two, March 2024.
Of all the well wishes today, the Paris 2024 Olympic Committee wishing me a happy birthday with Olympic facts from the year I was born might be the most random message I've gotten. Though the day is young. Maybe a World Cup or a pro sports league will reach out!
August 25, 2023 at 6:50 PM
Of all the well wishes today, the Paris 2024 Olympic Committee wishing me a happy birthday with Olympic facts from the year I was born might be the most random message I've gotten. Though the day is young. Maybe a World Cup or a pro sports league will reach out!