It's the little known "the law only exists if those in power choose to enforce it" technique.

Basically the same reason Trump and the other powerful people implicated in the Epstein files won't be seeing the inside of a prison cell.

At least it's more realistic for us to make a moon base than a Mars city in our lifetimes.

Still vaporware from a conman that would take funding that's unlikely to come from political will or private investors anytime soon, but you know.... baby steps towards reality I guess.

Maybe he'd cheer up at a crazy party :)

Unfortunately a lot of the population lacks a functioning brain, so we won't be able to reach anywhere near herd immunity without them.

No no, they need a more bipartisan message.

I'm sure our country will learn its lesson by the time that the celebrity candidate in the 2060 race starts saying "make America great again", right guys?

why does it say "the trump administration" twice?

If anything we should've treated Bush less like a normal president. A lot of the blatant unconstitutional power grabs we're seeing now are just a natural extension of what happened then.

Special containment procedures:

SCP-8647 is to be kept in an oval office within mortar launcher range of [REDACTED]

Probably the best ad I've ever seen

I'm being cancelled for singing the hit Beatles song "It's Okay to Leave Your Dog in a Hot Car"

This and the Rouge One hallway scene are the closest things to this that we've had before (both were peak)

"I wish that I lose at least 80 pounds"

It's an open secret that Nick has a thing for catboys. In a better timeline he'd be living his best life instead of vice signaling to an audience of neonazis.