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Derek Helling
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Presiono botones en un teclado conectado a una computadora y luego los números asociados con mi dinero aumentan durante un tiempo. Es muy genial. Él/suyo.
I love this optimism. The US has decided that the past tense of plead is the sophomoric-sounding “pleaded” instead of the obvious “pled” and that “Gus’s” is grammatically correct. The abuse of the language is rampant.
December 16, 2025 at 7:22 AM
So the Jeffries defender isn’t mad about the criticisms regarding his competence. That person just wants to make sure that other people are calling him incompetent for the correct reasons.
December 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM
So Sad Dining Chair will be auctioned to Autonomy News subscribers, right?Give the people what they want!
December 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
You can’t spell prevalent conflicts of interest without an e, s, p, or n.
December 1, 2025 at 11:16 PM
NO ONE ELSE LIKE THE POST! You will ruin a work of art on the scale of George’s perfect face.
December 1, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I feel like reporting crappy things those three have done and said is the evergreenest of evergreen content. They would make a competitive field for a bigot dogwhistling championship, though.
November 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
So none of these people have ever seen Mermaids, Mask, Silkwood, Witches of Eastwick, etc.?
November 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM
How lucky was this dude to be a kid exactly when ALL of the best players were active!
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
That’s rich coming from the dude who platforms fascists and is perfectly willing to throw trans people under the bus if he thinks that doing so will bring him more power.
November 16, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Dudes who believe most strongly that they are the heroes in their own films are also actually the real-life villains in the lives of everyone around them. Ken Burns documentaries reinforce their delusions.
November 16, 2025 at 7:09 AM