@derekbw.bsky.social
The friends on the other hand...
February 11, 2026 at 1:40 AM
The friends on the other hand...
Needs more Julio honeycrisp (joneycrisp?)
February 11, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Needs more Julio honeycrisp (joneycrisp?)
I want him to end up on the Packers just for the Mac and cheese jokes
January 29, 2026 at 8:55 PM
I want him to end up on the Packers just for the Mac and cheese jokes
thanks this will help if my blood pressure ever gets too low
January 26, 2026 at 5:39 AM
thanks this will help if my blood pressure ever gets too low
They really should've met PDX and LAX halfway and gone with SEX
January 13, 2026 at 9:40 PM
They really should've met PDX and LAX halfway and gone with SEX
happy for alex tho
or sorry that happened
or sorry that happened
December 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
happy for alex tho
or sorry that happened
or sorry that happened
If it was just Calvin peeing on things it might have a chance
December 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
If it was just Calvin peeing on things it might have a chance
Working the Toll House is a tough job
November 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Working the Toll House is a tough job
Random backup QBs have traditionally been the Hawks' kryptonite, so I expect a wave of Brosmania for at least a couple weeks after the Vikes pull off the upset
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Random backup QBs have traditionally been the Hawks' kryptonite, so I expect a wave of Brosmania for at least a couple weeks after the Vikes pull off the upset
At least it looks like Dan's cousin* Katie might be the next Seattle mayor
*not cousin
*not cousin
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
At least it looks like Dan's cousin* Katie might be the next Seattle mayor
*not cousin
*not cousin
The 2013 Broncos were also good, until they were not
a football player wearing a jersey with the number 18
Alt: Peyton Manning does a safety to start the greatest and best Super Bowl of all time
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The 2013 Broncos were also good, until they were not
Balkanization ain't got shit on Cascadization
October 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Balkanization ain't got shit on Cascadization
got any grapes?
October 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
got any grapes?
We could all use some more wins right about now
October 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
We could all use some more wins right about now
NYT Thursday puzzles can eat my entire ass
October 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
NYT Thursday puzzles can eat my entire ass
It's impressed upon me the fact that the Mariners aren't the protagonist of baseball. They're the Miles O'Brien of baseball: fated to suffer new and more innovative forms of torture every episode.
October 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
It's impressed upon me the fact that the Mariners aren't the protagonist of baseball. They're the Miles O'Brien of baseball: fated to suffer new and more innovative forms of torture every episode.
vlabby does have big virgin energy
October 21, 2025 at 4:28 AM
vlabby does have big virgin energy
The M's don't count as a US team right now, considering the Pacific Northwest is an anarchist jurisdiction where the feds are sending troops
October 14, 2025 at 5:47 AM
The M's don't count as a US team right now, considering the Pacific Northwest is an anarchist jurisdiction where the feds are sending troops
And that orange shitbag (and I'm not just talking about Aaron Judge) has threatened both Seattle and Canada, so we have a common foe!
October 14, 2025 at 5:39 AM
And that orange shitbag (and I'm not just talking about Aaron Judge) has threatened both Seattle and Canada, so we have a common foe!
Rename T-Mobile to the Polo Grounds (if nothing else the marine layer makes the centerfield wall seem jus as far away!)
October 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Rename T-Mobile to the Polo Grounds (if nothing else the marine layer makes the centerfield wall seem jus as far away!)
Salted cheese foam is the best thing to happen to coffee since the pour-over
October 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Salted cheese foam is the best thing to happen to coffee since the pour-over
At least hockey can't go to 15 periods
October 12, 2025 at 4:42 AM
At least hockey can't go to 15 periods
Mariners legend David Arias!
October 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Mariners legend David Arias!