I need to get back to doing improv so I can name a team “Calamitous ORTBO”

Peyton and Eli have never passed on a commercial

“Third and a long 2” when it is clearly 3 yards.
“They are totally balanced. More rushes than passes.”
Just to name a few weird things said. Sounds like Romo and Nance did some light pre-gaming at a tailgate.

What can the Raiders offer a guy like Ben Johnson that the Bears, Pats, or Jags can’t? Young franchise QB? Devoted fan base? Is Tom Brady suiting up for them? I like their young TEs and Maxx but… eh… I dunno

Not even sure why the Packers would throw the ball at all. The Bears can’t stop a runner to save their lives

I wish the Bears could go one week and be somewhat normal. That’s 7 in a row of pure embarrassment

Celebrating an interception against the back up QB because you are down 4 TDs SUUUUUUUUUCKS

Bears are going to lose by 50

I am sooooo curious how long you have to wait for the first bong. Is it right away? 30 seconds? 2 hours and 38 minutes? I want to know but don’t want to watch

The Lions are so good, but the Bears came out the second half and figured something out. However they don’t do any of the little, fundamental things right. That’s coaching and Flus is inept at best. The season is done. Running the table gets them to 9-8. They have to go 3-2 to MATCH last year

If the Bears offense continues to trend in a positive direction the rest of the season, Thomas Brown will be an OC somewhere next year. The Flus fiasco will come to an end. No clue if new coach would keep him, but Brown will get interviews

The Chicago Bears…
…have a stud QB in Caleb
…made the wrong choice at OC with Waldron, and that dude won’t ever get another chance in the NFL
…are sloppy as hell and constantly shoot themselves in the foot. Good teams find ways to win, and bad ones find ways to lose.
…need to fire Flus

Bears playing for the FG at the end of the half is frustrating

The Chicago Bears need to go 6-1 the rest of the way to maybe have a chance to make the playoffs. They need to go 4-3 to be better than last year.

Remaining sched:
Vikings
@ Lions (Thanksgiving)
@ 49ers
@ Vikings (MNF)
Lions
Seahawks
@ Packers

I hope I’m wrong but neither of those seem possible.

Hey! You know that one thing you really enjoy even though it always disappoints you? I bet it really disappointed you yesterday… huh? Huh? Huh?
Life as a Chicago Bears fan

The Bears limited the Packers to two dumb ass throws, stopped them in red zone twice, won time of possession and turnovers, & Caleb marched them down for winning FG. Lose on blocked FG. Being a Bears fan is pain #NFL

Four years ago I said “I’m gonna read Dune!”
This week my body caught up to my brain and now I’m upset it took me so long