Me: I'm horny

Friend: You? Horny? Must be a day that ends in Y

Me: *Realizing that that's just going to be my life now*

Only three days at a time, but this time because of someone else instead of my own antics.

So anyways uh this is gonna be an interesting month

Me: Wonder what my breath hold time is. I might've gotten worse overti-

Alright I'm curious

To absolutely zero surprise (I voted too btw).

Speedo felt really good too. Hard not to feel myself up a bit in the water. I need more water time, damnit.

Well, we'll see how well this goes...

Now that I'm finally home and not feeling endlessly tired, I can get to teasing/posting about my wonderful little vacation~

Many thanks @breathlessboi.bsky.social for having me and helping me on a breath-taking experience. Being patient and helping feel where my limits lie and gently nudging them.

Hmm. The lights are on, but clearly, no one's home. Could do anything and get the same stupid smile on his face.

Perhaps you should wake him up somehow before something happens... Unless you intend on taking advantage of his mind being so vulnerable and suggestable.

🎨 @sleezyslob.bsky.social

I can work with this.

Goo is good