Chloe | Dame 🥀🍂🌨️
@depraveddame.bsky.social
queer ⛓️ 34 ✨ she/her 🗝️ NSFW, minors DNI, obsessed with Good Omens 💖 I write filthy, kinky, angsty and romantic smut. Banner by @zivilzz✨
https://archiveofourown.org/users/depraveddame
https://archiveofourown.org/users/depraveddame
Why do threesomes take forever to write 😭 my draft for the next part of Hedonia is over 10k and MAYBE halfway done, sorry y’all are gonna have to deal with the most obnoxiously long oneshot lmao
Also, those two alphas the second they’re together with that omega sandwiched/obliterated between them:
Also, those two alphas the second they’re together with that omega sandwiched/obliterated between them:
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Why do threesomes take forever to write 😭 my draft for the next part of Hedonia is over 10k and MAYBE halfway done, sorry y’all are gonna have to deal with the most obnoxiously long oneshot lmao
Also, those two alphas the second they’re together with that omega sandwiched/obliterated between them:
Also, those two alphas the second they’re together with that omega sandwiched/obliterated between them:
Can I interest you in a baobhan sìth fae Crowley AU with tender hurt/comfort gothic romance vibes?
Incarnadine is a historical AU of two worlds colliding on a dark and stormy night🩸✨ written for the Otherworldly Affairs Collab 💖
archiveofourown.org/works/74303961
Incarnadine is a historical AU of two worlds colliding on a dark and stormy night🩸✨ written for the Otherworldly Affairs Collab 💖
archiveofourown.org/works/74303961
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Can I interest you in a baobhan sìth fae Crowley AU with tender hurt/comfort gothic romance vibes?
Incarnadine is a historical AU of two worlds colliding on a dark and stormy night🩸✨ written for the Otherworldly Affairs Collab 💖
archiveofourown.org/works/74303961
Incarnadine is a historical AU of two worlds colliding on a dark and stormy night🩸✨ written for the Otherworldly Affairs Collab 💖
archiveofourown.org/works/74303961
Two years ago today I wrote what was intended to be a single thread on Twitter based on an unhinged ao3 tag— fast forward 365k words & counting! 😂
Everyone who has been a part of Vine Slips in any way— I love you all & am so grateful you’re on this journey with me 🥀📿🙏🏻❤️🔥 thank you for all the love!
Everyone who has been a part of Vine Slips in any way— I love you all & am so grateful you’re on this journey with me 🥀📿🙏🏻❤️🔥 thank you for all the love!
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Two years ago today I wrote what was intended to be a single thread on Twitter based on an unhinged ao3 tag— fast forward 365k words & counting! 😂
Everyone who has been a part of Vine Slips in any way— I love you all & am so grateful you’re on this journey with me 🥀📿🙏🏻❤️🔥 thank you for all the love!
Everyone who has been a part of Vine Slips in any way— I love you all & am so grateful you’re on this journey with me 🥀📿🙏🏻❤️🔥 thank you for all the love!
Literally Professor Fell and Father Fell and Alpha Aziraphale and udkekdjwnfjejeneguhhhhhhh 🔥🫠
November 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Literally Professor Fell and Father Fell and Alpha Aziraphale and udkekdjwnfjejeneguhhhhhhh 🔥🫠
I’m finally back with more Disaster Professors! An extended flashback and ✨Lore Drop✨
archiveofourown.org/works/73991311
archiveofourown.org/works/73991311
November 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I’m finally back with more Disaster Professors! An extended flashback and ✨Lore Drop✨
archiveofourown.org/works/73991311
archiveofourown.org/works/73991311
apropos of nothing
November 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
apropos of nothing
It’s here ✨ the first chapter of the last installment of Vine Slips.
archiveofourown.org/works/736525...
archiveofourown.org/works/736525...
November 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
It’s here ✨ the first chapter of the last installment of Vine Slips.
archiveofourown.org/works/736525...
archiveofourown.org/works/736525...
The first chapter of The Rock of Your Refuge, the third and final part of Vine Slips, is nearly done. Hoping to publish within the next few days, but here’s the starting paragraph 💔
November 5, 2025 at 12:31 PM
The first chapter of The Rock of Your Refuge, the third and final part of Vine Slips, is nearly done. Hoping to publish within the next few days, but here’s the starting paragraph 💔
Eeeee so almost an entire year ago I last updated my series The Arrangement and guess what? It’s back! A little last minute #kinktober overstimulation for these kinky boys 🔥✨ tagging @ineffablekinktober.bsky.social for this one!
archiveofourown.org/works/73178596
#ineffablekinktober #kinktober2025
archiveofourown.org/works/73178596
#ineffablekinktober #kinktober2025
October 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Eeeee so almost an entire year ago I last updated my series The Arrangement and guess what? It’s back! A little last minute #kinktober overstimulation for these kinky boys 🔥✨ tagging @ineffablekinktober.bsky.social for this one!
archiveofourown.org/works/73178596
#ineffablekinktober #kinktober2025
archiveofourown.org/works/73178596
#ineffablekinktober #kinktober2025
GOOD MORNING have some more Disaster Professors! Feelings denial/realisation!!! Tender loving touches!!! A smattering of angst!!!
archiveofourown.org/works/73013846
archiveofourown.org/works/73013846
October 24, 2025 at 1:06 PM
GOOD MORNING have some more Disaster Professors! Feelings denial/realisation!!! Tender loving touches!!! A smattering of angst!!!
archiveofourown.org/works/73013846
archiveofourown.org/works/73013846
If it’s your vibe, I wrote some tender, sweet/hot past-lovers-reuniting-in-middle-age Lucifer and transmasc Crowley Human AU for @gaiaseyes.bsky.social’s birthday! 💖 have a lovely day Gaia!
archiveofourown.org/works/72535331
archiveofourown.org/works/72535331
October 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
If it’s your vibe, I wrote some tender, sweet/hot past-lovers-reuniting-in-middle-age Lucifer and transmasc Crowley Human AU for @gaiaseyes.bsky.social’s birthday! 💖 have a lovely day Gaia!
archiveofourown.org/works/72535331
archiveofourown.org/works/72535331
Ohhhhh MY GOD GLEAFER. OH MY GOD. I can’t BREATHE I love this SO MUCH omfg. I LOVE THIS MORE THAN I CAN COHERENTLY DESCRIBEEEE💖💖💖💖💖
October 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Ohhhhh MY GOD GLEAFER. OH MY GOD. I can’t BREATHE I love this SO MUCH omfg. I LOVE THIS MORE THAN I CAN COHERENTLY DESCRIBEEEE💖💖💖💖💖
Part three of Disaster Professors is up! ✨ Tabula Rasa features a Sexually Charged Lift Encounter and perhaps the most pathetic Crowley yet!
archiveofourown.org/works/72128821
archiveofourown.org/works/72128821
October 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Part three of Disaster Professors is up! ✨ Tabula Rasa features a Sexually Charged Lift Encounter and perhaps the most pathetic Crowley yet!
archiveofourown.org/works/72128821
archiveofourown.org/works/72128821
It’s officially a series, baby! Part two of the disaster professors is up! ✨ Aziraphale POV! Forbidden Tenderness! They are so deep in denial while fucking they don’t even realise they’re pining! Crowley is still pathetic!
archiveofourown.org/works/71654401
archiveofourown.org/works/71654401
October 2, 2025 at 12:50 PM
It’s officially a series, baby! Part two of the disaster professors is up! ✨ Aziraphale POV! Forbidden Tenderness! They are so deep in denial while fucking they don’t even realise they’re pining! Crowley is still pathetic!
archiveofourown.org/works/71654401
archiveofourown.org/works/71654401
The most normal and most well adjusted:
September 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
The most normal and most well adjusted:
Uhhh I accidentally might’ve written a rival professors/ enemies with benefits AU at like 4am and it might/will end up being a series of 666 fics eventually but anyway— here is part one! Come get your old man yaoi! Boot grinding! Face fucking! Crowley is pathetic!
archiveofourown.org/works/71384581
archiveofourown.org/works/71384581
September 27, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Uhhh I accidentally might’ve written a rival professors/ enemies with benefits AU at like 4am and it might/will end up being a series of 666 fics eventually but anyway— here is part one! Come get your old man yaoi! Boot grinding! Face fucking! Crowley is pathetic!
archiveofourown.org/works/71384581
archiveofourown.org/works/71384581
Yuuuup! Its basically Patreon’s guidelines word for word
September 21, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Yuuuup! Its basically Patreon’s guidelines word for word
EEEEEEE!!!!! Oh that’s so exciting! 💖💖💖 so happy for you my dear!
And I absolutely adore it. God, they need this so much 🥺🫂
And I absolutely adore it. God, they need this so much 🥺🫂
September 19, 2025 at 11:46 PM
EEEEEEE!!!!! Oh that’s so exciting! 💖💖💖 so happy for you my dear!
And I absolutely adore it. God, they need this so much 🥺🫂
And I absolutely adore it. God, they need this so much 🥺🫂
Hugs darling 🫂💖 hang in there!!
September 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Hugs darling 🫂💖 hang in there!!
Here have some visuals as well 👀✨ Aziraphale’s himation and chiton and Crowley’s exomis…
September 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Here have some visuals as well 👀✨ Aziraphale’s himation and chiton and Crowley’s exomis…
I just posted an Ancient Greece canon one shot featuring angst, CNC and overwhelming tenderness:
archiveofourown.org/works/70041046
I hope you’ll enjoy if you take a look 🖤
archiveofourown.org/works/70041046
I hope you’ll enjoy if you take a look 🖤
September 4, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I just posted an Ancient Greece canon one shot featuring angst, CNC and overwhelming tenderness:
archiveofourown.org/works/70041046
I hope you’ll enjoy if you take a look 🖤
archiveofourown.org/works/70041046
I hope you’ll enjoy if you take a look 🖤
