Dirk
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The seven P's are essential.
"Proper preparation and planning prevents piss poor performance."
Something they say in the SAS according to Andy McNab in Bravo Two Zero.
"Proper preparation and planning prevents piss poor performance."
Something they say in the SAS according to Andy McNab in Bravo Two Zero.
January 25, 2026 at 9:46 AM
The seven P's are essential.
"Proper preparation and planning prevents piss poor performance."
Something they say in the SAS according to Andy McNab in Bravo Two Zero.
"Proper preparation and planning prevents piss poor performance."
Something they say in the SAS according to Andy McNab in Bravo Two Zero.
“I know the answer to your question, but I can’t explain it in words. I wish I could just ‘think’ it at you.”
↑ This! This! This! Oh. My. God. So many times this. ↑
↑ This! This! This! Oh. My. God. So many times this. ↑
January 9, 2026 at 8:23 PM
“I know the answer to your question, but I can’t explain it in words. I wish I could just ‘think’ it at you.”
↑ This! This! This! Oh. My. God. So many times this. ↑
↑ This! This! This! Oh. My. God. So many times this. ↑
1000km/s? (Relative to what?) Cute. Looks like it would take about 60 million years for it to travel the length of its tail. We are much closer to Sagittarius A*, let's worry about that one, shall we? 😁
December 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
1000km/s? (Relative to what?) Cute. Looks like it would take about 60 million years for it to travel the length of its tail. We are much closer to Sagittarius A*, let's worry about that one, shall we? 😁
"...don't mention tunneling, entanglement or using a Zen relay. That's only used in cases where a house has no chimney." ☝️😒
December 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
"...don't mention tunneling, entanglement or using a Zen relay. That's only used in cases where a house has no chimney." ☝️😒
For extra autumnal mood: split one open, blow on it, stick on nose, wear with pride.
December 18, 2025 at 9:20 PM
For extra autumnal mood: split one open, blow on it, stick on nose, wear with pride.
I remember one of my teachers saying in the early 90s: "A pension? For you lot? No, no, that system was only meant for your grandparents and parents, it's not a long term solution!"
November 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I remember one of my teachers saying in the early 90s: "A pension? For you lot? No, no, that system was only meant for your grandparents and parents, it's not a long term solution!"
🎶we don't need no TPM chips...🎵
🎵we don't need no secure boot...🎶
🎵we don't need no secure boot...🎶
November 2, 2025 at 2:32 PM
🎶we don't need no TPM chips...🎵
🎵we don't need no secure boot...🎶
🎵we don't need no secure boot...🎶
Balloonicorn! 🦄
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUhO...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUhO...
Meet the Pyro
YouTube video by teamfortress
www.youtube.com
October 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Balloonicorn! 🦄
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUhO...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUhO...
Cursed necklace of instant obedience tsundere.
October 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Cursed necklace of instant obedience tsundere.
I don't know. I feel like I stopped aging at age thirteen and everybody else is older.
October 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I don't know. I feel like I stopped aging at age thirteen and everybody else is older.
All over the place.
a cartoon character with white hair is sitting on a bench and waving
Alt: Dio from Last Exile showing off his latest flight maneuvers.
media.tenor.com
October 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
All over the place.
Just explaining to my cats how they're going to get fed an hour later from today on. It goes about as well as can be expected. Stupid humans.
October 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Just explaining to my cats how they're going to get fed an hour later from today on. It goes about as well as can be expected. Stupid humans.
If you want tea with a higher concentration of milk, just brew the tea with hot water as usual and then add evaporated milk. I'm an abomination, I know.
October 26, 2025 at 10:44 AM
If you want tea with a higher concentration of milk, just brew the tea with hot water as usual and then add evaporated milk. I'm an abomination, I know.
Could have easily partnered up with Astroglide as well.
a man is standing in a dark room with a red light coming out of his mouth .
ALT: a man is standing in a dark room with a red light coming out of his mouth .
media.tenor.com
October 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Could have easily partnered up with Astroglide as well.
"Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind."
October 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
"Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind."
To be fair, a lot of these questions don't make a lot of sense to me, could be interpreted in various ways or cannot be answered by me personally, because I can't know how others would perceive me. May have to repeat it. Am I overthinking this? Also, what a bright website! I had to use a filter. 😎
October 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
To be fair, a lot of these questions don't make a lot of sense to me, could be interpreted in various ways or cannot be answered by me personally, because I can't know how others would perceive me. May have to repeat it. Am I overthinking this? Also, what a bright website! I had to use a filter. 😎
"Nope. Nope. Earth book. Earth book."
October 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
"Nope. Nope. Earth book. Earth book."