Tim Myers
@denvercoder.com
Software developer but a mediocre one at best.
Trying to switch to #cybersecurity #blueteam #SOC
I Don't Want Peace, I Want Problems, Always!
https://denvercoder.com
Co-Founded: https://reactivue.com
Trying to switch to #cybersecurity #blueteam #SOC
I Don't Want Peace, I Want Problems, Always!
https://denvercoder.com
Co-Founded: https://reactivue.com
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Here’s a preview of my Pulp Fiction, Fan Fiction about the same movie but from a European Perspective.
January 17, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Here’s a preview of my Pulp Fiction, Fan Fiction about the same movie but from a European Perspective.
Who wants to invest in my startup.
We take jars that we say are full of Elon Musk farts and we sell them to weird nerds on Etsy.
Except… IT’S ACTUALLY JUST ANDREW TATE FARTS!!!
I’m gonna be rich. Who wants in? 🤔
We take jars that we say are full of Elon Musk farts and we sell them to weird nerds on Etsy.
Except… IT’S ACTUALLY JUST ANDREW TATE FARTS!!!
I’m gonna be rich. Who wants in? 🤔
January 10, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Who wants to invest in my startup.
We take jars that we say are full of Elon Musk farts and we sell them to weird nerds on Etsy.
Except… IT’S ACTUALLY JUST ANDREW TATE FARTS!!!
I’m gonna be rich. Who wants in? 🤔
We take jars that we say are full of Elon Musk farts and we sell them to weird nerds on Etsy.
Except… IT’S ACTUALLY JUST ANDREW TATE FARTS!!!
I’m gonna be rich. Who wants in? 🤔
2005: Cable TV is so expensive I wish I could just buy the few channels I watch the most. I don’t need 670 channels when I only watch 4.
2025: Paying for individual channels is so expensive. I wish there was a service so you could combine all of your channels into one place and pay one fee.
2025: Paying for individual channels is so expensive. I wish there was a service so you could combine all of your channels into one place and pay one fee.
January 6, 2025 at 3:36 AM
2005: Cable TV is so expensive I wish I could just buy the few channels I watch the most. I don’t need 670 channels when I only watch 4.
2025: Paying for individual channels is so expensive. I wish there was a service so you could combine all of your channels into one place and pay one fee.
2025: Paying for individual channels is so expensive. I wish there was a service so you could combine all of your channels into one place and pay one fee.
Me at 12:01:01 on Jan 1st checking websites for:
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©2024
January 3, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Me at 12:01:01 on Jan 1st checking websites for:
©2024
©2024
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💜 Thanks to everyone that stopped by the stream to watch Dragon Age: The Veilguard 💜 If you missed it, please follow at https://www.twitch.tv/webfoo to get your notification when I go live! #Twitch #DATV #DAV #DragonAge #SupportSmallerStreamers
January 1, 2025 at 10:10 AM
💜 Thanks to everyone that stopped by the stream to watch Dragon Age: The Veilguard 💜 If you missed it, please follow at https://www.twitch.tv/webfoo to get your notification when I go live! #Twitch #DATV #DAV #DragonAge #SupportSmallerStreamers
I once saw two PhDs arguing about the implications of time travel and the effects of altering the timeline.
It was a real pair-a-Docs.
It was a real pair-a-Docs.
January 1, 2025 at 10:14 AM
I once saw two PhDs arguing about the implications of time travel and the effects of altering the timeline.
It was a real pair-a-Docs.
It was a real pair-a-Docs.
Something is really bugging me.
In the episode of the office when Dwight shoots his gun into the floor Oscar looks at the bullet hole in the floor and says there is hard wood under the carpet….
In the episode of the office when Dwight shoots his gun into the floor Oscar looks at the bullet hole in the floor and says there is hard wood under the carpet….
January 1, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Something is really bugging me.
In the episode of the office when Dwight shoots his gun into the floor Oscar looks at the bullet hole in the floor and says there is hard wood under the carpet….
In the episode of the office when Dwight shoots his gun into the floor Oscar looks at the bullet hole in the floor and says there is hard wood under the carpet….
Reposted by Tim Myers
December 29, 2024 at 5:53 AM
Reposted by Tim Myers
Join us for some Dragon Age: The Veilguard - Come hang out at https://www.twitch.tv/webfoo ! ✨🐉 #Twitch #SupportSmallerStreamers #DragonAge #DATV #DAV
December 28, 2024 at 5:03 AM
Join us for some Dragon Age: The Veilguard - Come hang out at https://www.twitch.tv/webfoo ! ✨🐉 #Twitch #SupportSmallerStreamers #DragonAge #DATV #DAV
TIL: You can add Github Copilot to XCode...
(just gonna leave that there)
(just gonna leave that there)
December 23, 2024 at 3:29 PM
TIL: You can add Github Copilot to XCode...
(just gonna leave that there)
(just gonna leave that there)
I talk to so many people in Spanish on apps and in DMs I’m starting to get served ads in Spanish. 😂
December 22, 2024 at 5:40 PM
I talk to so many people in Spanish on apps and in DMs I’m starting to get served ads in Spanish. 😂
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Now streaming Warhammer 40,000: Darktide co-op on Twitch, come hang out with us at https://www.twitch.tv/webfoo ! 👀 #Twitch #SupportSmallerStreamers #WarhammerDarktide #CoOp
December 21, 2024 at 7:47 AM
Now streaming Warhammer 40,000: Darktide co-op on Twitch, come hang out with us at https://www.twitch.tv/webfoo ! 👀 #Twitch #SupportSmallerStreamers #WarhammerDarktide #CoOp
My wife yelled at me to stop poking her butt and to just look at it.
I guess it’s true that what’s good for the goose is good for the gander.
I guess it’s true that what’s good for the goose is good for the gander.
December 20, 2024 at 4:01 AM
My wife yelled at me to stop poking her butt and to just look at it.
I guess it’s true that what’s good for the goose is good for the gander.
I guess it’s true that what’s good for the goose is good for the gander.
Reposted by Tim Myers
DO NOT USE PERIOD TRACKING APPS. NONE OF THEM.
23 states have formed a coalition (led by Texas) and are working on legislation to sue for women’s health records and data in order to arrest and incarcerate them and their providers for abortion
23 states have formed a coalition (led by Texas) and are working on legislation to sue for women’s health records and data in order to arrest and incarcerate them and their providers for abortion
No, nothing to be concerned about here with Peter Thiel investing in femtechs, like this period tracking app. futurism.com/neoscope/pet...
We're Concerned: Billionaire Peter Thiel Backs Controversial Magazine's Cycle-Tracking App
Peter Thiel, billionaire entrepreneur and top campaign donor has decided to back a "femtech" app called 28, created by the divisive Evie Magazine.
futurism.com
December 17, 2024 at 6:06 PM
DO NOT USE PERIOD TRACKING APPS. NONE OF THEM.
23 states have formed a coalition (led by Texas) and are working on legislation to sue for women’s health records and data in order to arrest and incarcerate them and their providers for abortion
23 states have formed a coalition (led by Texas) and are working on legislation to sue for women’s health records and data in order to arrest and incarcerate them and their providers for abortion
I tried to get into Ted Lasso… it just didn’t rope me in. 🤷♂️
December 16, 2024 at 5:45 PM
I tried to get into Ted Lasso… it just didn’t rope me in. 🤷♂️
What the hell does Deallay Chemorrow mean? Is that French?
December 15, 2024 at 6:10 PM
What the hell does Deallay Chemorrow mean? Is that French?
I usually don’t like “which bathroom” jokes but this one is nice.
December 15, 2024 at 2:13 AM
I usually don’t like “which bathroom” jokes but this one is nice.
I just found out why the Dad from “Beetlejuice” wasn’t in the sequel… YIKES.
December 14, 2024 at 3:29 AM
I just found out why the Dad from “Beetlejuice” wasn’t in the sequel… YIKES.
The HEIGHT of technology is being stuck on the toilet with no toilet paper, texting a neighbor, opening the garage door for them, unlocking the smart lock, and getting more TP without having to get up.
This is the future.
This is the future.
December 13, 2024 at 3:23 AM
The HEIGHT of technology is being stuck on the toilet with no toilet paper, texting a neighbor, opening the garage door for them, unlocking the smart lock, and getting more TP without having to get up.
This is the future.
This is the future.
Wow. Engagement fell off REALLY quick over here. Where’s everyone at?
December 12, 2024 at 10:27 PM
Wow. Engagement fell off REALLY quick over here. Where’s everyone at?