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@demonmittenhands.bsky.social
Software boy from Utah but computers are really dumb. Sometimes I draw things.

Vegan for the animals.
"worth"
December 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM
You have my vote!
December 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Thank you. No.
December 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
No. Thank you.
December 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
THESE ASSHOLES CAN'T DO PULLUPS AND THAT'S THEIR WHOLE THING.
December 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I wish the legislature worked half as hard on anything else in this state. Cheating is really that important to them.
December 7, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Happy birthday Sammmyyyyyy aaaaaaaaaah!!
December 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Fuck you. Just say bribe.
November 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
November 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
A spineless turd with no unique thoughts in his baldie bean.
November 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Another person who isn't Ben McAdams? Awesome!
November 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I get it. I like to twirl around a loaded revolver and it mostly hasn't even gone off.
November 19, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Aaaaahhhh! Is Lamuella canon? I mean, it is now, but was it before?
November 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The orange palette swap when both players choose to play as Jay.
November 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Good.
November 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
These were pretty fun!
November 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
November 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Did you gobble it down? that's really the only turkey joke there is
November 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
"That's that, mattress man." worked it's way into my regular speech 😆
November 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
November 16, 2025 at 3:57 PM
November 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
No. Thank you.
November 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM