Marmota Maniacalis
@demented-marmot.bsky.social
(you can call me Jay) He/Him - an American expat living in Amsterdam. Gaymer, Sci-Fi, foodie, and wine lover. 🏳️🌈 ☮️ 🔞 Free 🍉
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Given the geopolitical shitstorm we're living in, I haven't been able to care about the Olympics at all this year. Maybe it would be a nice distraction, but it just feels...
a cartoon character named lisa simpson says " meh "
ALT: a cartoon character named lisa simpson says " meh "
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February 15, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Given the geopolitical shitstorm we're living in, I haven't been able to care about the Olympics at all this year. Maybe it would be a nice distraction, but it just feels...
Flights booked for Athens/Mykonos for my birthday in April. 😎🥰
February 15, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Flights booked for Athens/Mykonos for my birthday in April. 😎🥰
I'm craving spaghetti and meatballs, so I guess that's what I'm making for dinner. 😄😋
February 14, 2026 at 3:55 PM
I'm craving spaghetti and meatballs, so I guess that's what I'm making for dinner. 😄😋
This year is my 50th birthday, so I'm planning a special trip to Athens/Mykonos. 😎
February 12, 2026 at 9:31 AM
This year is my 50th birthday, so I'm planning a special trip to Athens/Mykonos. 😎
Oof, this one really hits hard. RIP! www.joemygod.com/2026/02/daws...
"Dawson's Creek" Star James Van Der Beek Dies At 48 - Joe.My.God.
USA Today reports: James Van Der Beek, the actor known best for embodying those formative, angsty teenage years in “Dawson’s Creek” and “Varsity Blues,” has died following a diagnosis with colorectal ...
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February 12, 2026 at 9:19 AM
Oof, this one really hits hard. RIP! www.joemygod.com/2026/02/daws...
Came into the office for a workshop which ended up being rescheduled and now I'm trying to decide how long I need to be here... 🤔😄
February 10, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Came into the office for a workshop which ended up being rescheduled and now I'm trying to decide how long I need to be here... 🤔😄
On my way home from a fun and frantic trip to London. I love this city so much, but in small doses. 😄
February 9, 2026 at 11:45 AM
On my way home from a fun and frantic trip to London. I love this city so much, but in small doses. 😄
Seeing Titanique in London
February 5, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Seeing Titanique in London
Some people in the office need to cool it with the cologne...
February 4, 2026 at 10:06 AM
Some people in the office need to cool it with the cologne...
I know it's probably a strange thing to crave, but I really want Chef Boyardee ravioli right now. 😄
February 2, 2026 at 2:19 PM
I know it's probably a strange thing to crave, but I really want Chef Boyardee ravioli right now. 😄
My friend Erik is visiting from San Diego, and so far this weekend we've done <checks notes> fuck all. Seriously though, we've just been hanging out & catching up. It's been really nice.
January 31, 2026 at 6:15 PM
My friend Erik is visiting from San Diego, and so far this weekend we've done <checks notes> fuck all. Seriously though, we've just been hanging out & catching up. It's been really nice.
My neighbor has been renovating his apartment for the last week, and I'm not sure how much more construction noise I can take. 😖
January 29, 2026 at 11:52 AM
My neighbor has been renovating his apartment for the last week, and I'm not sure how much more construction noise I can take. 😖
Happy people make such a rukus...
January 28, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Happy people make such a rukus...
I didn't know dinosaur taco holders existed. Now I do, and I need them...
January 28, 2026 at 12:56 PM
I didn't know dinosaur taco holders existed. Now I do, and I need them...
Had a two-day workshop this week, and it's completely screwed up my schedule. Please hurry, weekend.
January 22, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Had a two-day workshop this week, and it's completely screwed up my schedule. Please hurry, weekend.
Is anyone else over 40 shocked by how quickly your nose hair can grow? Is it just me?! 🫤
January 20, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Is anyone else over 40 shocked by how quickly your nose hair can grow? Is it just me?! 🫤
Life in today's geopolitical clusterfuck...
January 19, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Life in today's geopolitical clusterfuck...
I went to the office on a Monday, no less, so I think I need to take the rest of the week off to recover...
January 19, 2026 at 7:00 PM
I went to the office on a Monday, no less, so I think I need to take the rest of the week off to recover...
Desperately trying not scream "stop helping" to a colleague, who is trying to contribute, but is really just making more work for me.
a man in a black shirt and tie is holding his head with his hand
ALT: a man in a black shirt and tie is holding his head with his hand
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January 14, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Desperately trying not scream "stop helping" to a colleague, who is trying to contribute, but is really just making more work for me.
Going to the dentist today. (Not so) fun fact: I hate going to the dentist.
January 12, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Going to the dentist today. (Not so) fun fact: I hate going to the dentist.
I'm making jambalaya for dinner, and I'm afraid I made it really spicy...which, honestly, I love, but I'm not looking forward to the epic case of lava butt I'm going to have tomorrow.
January 9, 2026 at 6:41 PM
I'm making jambalaya for dinner, and I'm afraid I made it really spicy...which, honestly, I love, but I'm not looking forward to the epic case of lava butt I'm going to have tomorrow.
It's snowing again. Didn't know we were going to get another blast of winter. Guess I should pay attention to the forecast. At least I have nowhere to be. 🙂
January 9, 2026 at 2:44 PM
It's snowing again. Didn't know we were going to get another blast of winter. Guess I should pay attention to the forecast. At least I have nowhere to be. 🙂