demanton.bsky.social
@demanton.bsky.social
I got ROCKED by Project Salmon - bumper sticker on the Tatum Salt Done
December 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
85 degrees in the middle of October
and yet I am the bad guy for going to the Piggly Wiggly in a thawb and keffiyeh
October 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I AIN’T NO CREACHTER
October 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Hips and nips, baby. Gotta keep it sexy.
October 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Amontillado pairs very well with unsquashed beef.
October 5, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Oh that Conecuh sausage is wondermous, I guarantold you dat.
September 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Picking up a little chop
September 12, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Tell us about Goshen Springs, PRF. I grew up 20 minutes away and know nothing about the place.
August 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The world turned on its axis when they demolished the Jackson Alamo Plaza in ‘89.
August 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Prescribed by Dr. Escobar at the Medellin Institute
August 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
A gravity assist from a Jupiter fly-by might be enough of a boost to send them out of the solar system.
August 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Same. We just didn’t get ourselves within the gaze of the right billionaires. I drank at all the right bars but no takers.
July 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The key to success is being young, hot, and having access to billionaires with unlimited capital they are willing to throw your way.
July 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
It’s such an amazing, powerful cut. Bill Ward’s bass drum work and snare tone are so heavy.
July 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Billy Strings has it
July 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Thanks for this, it’s a great read.

And hell yeah to Orange Goblin.
July 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
As a long time fan I implore you to draw a New Boot Goofin’ card for Lt. Dangle
July 23, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I’ll allow it
July 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM