Knight Rai Raiosaurus
@dekrazee1.bsky.social
Oh gawd do I copy the old one or make up a new one?!
The phrase 'I love that for you' needs to die.
January 17, 2026 at 12:37 PM
The phrase 'I love that for you' needs to die.
Ohhh fuck yeah! The Gone is back on SBS OnDemand with Season 2!!!
I was so hoping S1 wasn't the end of it.
I was so hoping S1 wasn't the end of it.
January 16, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Ohhh fuck yeah! The Gone is back on SBS OnDemand with Season 2!!!
I was so hoping S1 wasn't the end of it.
I was so hoping S1 wasn't the end of it.
Started listening to a podcast about "Desi Pubs" but then the journo asks the subject expert how desi is pronounced and he - as someone who identifies as desi - teaches her 'Desi like Messi'
ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME?! Nah uh. I tapped off to another podcast.
FTR - de-si as in 'da(y)-see'
ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME?! Nah uh. I tapped off to another podcast.
FTR - de-si as in 'da(y)-see'
January 16, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Started listening to a podcast about "Desi Pubs" but then the journo asks the subject expert how desi is pronounced and he - as someone who identifies as desi - teaches her 'Desi like Messi'
ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME?! Nah uh. I tapped off to another podcast.
FTR - de-si as in 'da(y)-see'
ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME?! Nah uh. I tapped off to another podcast.
FTR - de-si as in 'da(y)-see'
"Trump grabs more oil than Diddy" is a LINE 🤌🏽
#TheDailyShow
#TheDailyShow
January 16, 2026 at 5:16 AM
"Trump grabs more oil than Diddy" is a LINE 🤌🏽
#TheDailyShow
#TheDailyShow
Just saw the Scott Robertson news.
Daaaaaaaamn.
Daaaaaaaamn.
January 15, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Just saw the Scott Robertson news.
Daaaaaaaamn.
Daaaaaaaamn.
I'm watching a chef cooking coop and my question is this -
How did these fancy chefs make these fancy sauces pre-blenders?
Or did blenders totes disrupt the sauce game?
How did these fancy chefs make these fancy sauces pre-blenders?
Or did blenders totes disrupt the sauce game?
January 15, 2026 at 6:19 AM
I'm watching a chef cooking coop and my question is this -
How did these fancy chefs make these fancy sauces pre-blenders?
Or did blenders totes disrupt the sauce game?
How did these fancy chefs make these fancy sauces pre-blenders?
Or did blenders totes disrupt the sauce game?
"I think you're hungry and making bad decisions"
Me to ..... me
🤦🏽♀️😂
Me to ..... me
🤦🏽♀️😂
January 15, 2026 at 4:17 AM
"I think you're hungry and making bad decisions"
Me to ..... me
🤦🏽♀️😂
Me to ..... me
🤦🏽♀️😂
Threw my windows open to the cool change, and now it's going around toppling everything around the place.
Bloody hell why the wind being a cat?! 🤦🏽♀️😂
Bloody hell why the wind being a cat?! 🤦🏽♀️😂
January 10, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Threw my windows open to the cool change, and now it's going around toppling everything around the place.
Bloody hell why the wind being a cat?! 🤦🏽♀️😂
Bloody hell why the wind being a cat?! 🤦🏽♀️😂
Are people calling it a hate crime yet? Cos it is.
January 10, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Are people calling it a hate crime yet? Cos it is.
Of course the car wash machine broke the side view mirror after 5pm on a Friday when I have to return it to my cousins tomorrow.
Mutha.....!!!!!!
Mutha.....!!!!!!
January 9, 2026 at 7:23 AM
Of course the car wash machine broke the side view mirror after 5pm on a Friday when I have to return it to my cousins tomorrow.
Mutha.....!!!!!!
Mutha.....!!!!!!
When will extremists learn that their acts of murder only serve to make their own wider community's lives harder?!
Let's just start at 11/09/2001 and look at every act of terror from then on - find me ONE act which made brown people's lives better???
Let's just start at 11/09/2001 and look at every act of terror from then on - find me ONE act which made brown people's lives better???
January 8, 2026 at 6:25 AM
When will extremists learn that their acts of murder only serve to make their own wider community's lives harder?!
Let's just start at 11/09/2001 and look at every act of terror from then on - find me ONE act which made brown people's lives better???
Let's just start at 11/09/2001 and look at every act of terror from then on - find me ONE act which made brown people's lives better???
Now that the double demerit bullshit is over -
First time in memory the holiday period hasn't been marked by RBTs and Highway patrols sitting in side streets. I guess for once they prioritised community safety over revenue raising.
Also, you can all start driving the limit now. Even in sch zones FFS
First time in memory the holiday period hasn't been marked by RBTs and Highway patrols sitting in side streets. I guess for once they prioritised community safety over revenue raising.
Also, you can all start driving the limit now. Even in sch zones FFS
January 7, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Now that the double demerit bullshit is over -
First time in memory the holiday period hasn't been marked by RBTs and Highway patrols sitting in side streets. I guess for once they prioritised community safety over revenue raising.
Also, you can all start driving the limit now. Even in sch zones FFS
First time in memory the holiday period hasn't been marked by RBTs and Highway patrols sitting in side streets. I guess for once they prioritised community safety over revenue raising.
Also, you can all start driving the limit now. Even in sch zones FFS
What's 1.5 mill when the govt is willing to pay 20 mill for AI generated reports that do nothing 🤷🏽♀️😏
NewsCorpse is one of the sponsors of the #StandUpToHate ad campaign, so it's nice of one of Unkle Rupert's local zines do a li'l bit more ahead of the neo-Nazi led procession of the March for White Australia on JAN 26. 🥳
January 5, 2026 at 12:39 PM
What's 1.5 mill when the govt is willing to pay 20 mill for AI generated reports that do nothing 🤷🏽♀️😏
Went to the doc, she sent me off for X-rays at an external imaging place, came back to show her the X-rays.
The only time I had to pull out a card for payment was at the end to get the prescription filled.
I am so grateful for what we have in this country.
(I'm ok, small tiny minor issue)
The only time I had to pull out a card for payment was at the end to get the prescription filled.
I am so grateful for what we have in this country.
(I'm ok, small tiny minor issue)
January 5, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Went to the doc, she sent me off for X-rays at an external imaging place, came back to show her the X-rays.
The only time I had to pull out a card for payment was at the end to get the prescription filled.
I am so grateful for what we have in this country.
(I'm ok, small tiny minor issue)
The only time I had to pull out a card for payment was at the end to get the prescription filled.
I am so grateful for what we have in this country.
(I'm ok, small tiny minor issue)
The radio alarm clock was blaring some Royal Commission nonsense to wake me up and my first thought was - these people advocating for it know there's a trial to be had, yes?
January 5, 2026 at 2:41 AM
The radio alarm clock was blaring some Royal Commission nonsense to wake me up and my first thought was - these people advocating for it know there's a trial to be had, yes?
This year's @taskmaster.tv New Year's Treat was a PROPER treat 👌🏽😂🖤🙌🏽
January 4, 2026 at 11:08 AM
This year's @taskmaster.tv New Year's Treat was a PROPER treat 👌🏽😂🖤🙌🏽
Jill Scott is so fun 😄
January 4, 2026 at 10:36 AM
Jill Scott is so fun 😄
I saw this on Insta and the yelp I let out....
I can finally announce:
I am in the next season (series) of Taskmaster! My favorite tv show! I’ve seen every season & some multiple times! Thrilled to be with this group of hilarious sweeties.
Amy Gledhill
Joanna Page
Armando Iannucci
Joel Dommett
And me!
I am in the next season (series) of Taskmaster! My favorite tv show! I’ve seen every season & some multiple times! Thrilled to be with this group of hilarious sweeties.
Amy Gledhill
Joanna Page
Armando Iannucci
Joel Dommett
And me!
January 4, 2026 at 8:48 AM
I saw this on Insta and the yelp I let out....
I WASN'T gonna get sucked into Traitors again..... but then Ross happened. And Roxy. And Amanda.
Totes SUCKED IN arrrgghhhh
Totes SUCKED IN arrrgghhhh
January 3, 2026 at 10:39 AM
I WASN'T gonna get sucked into Traitors again..... but then Ross happened. And Roxy. And Amanda.
Totes SUCKED IN arrrgghhhh
Totes SUCKED IN arrrgghhhh
It's 2026 and none of my 1st of the mth direct debits have hit the account because banks are living in the 1930s still heh
They make billions and can't get basic processes right 😏
They make billions and can't get basic processes right 😏
January 1, 2026 at 11:42 AM
It's 2026 and none of my 1st of the mth direct debits have hit the account because banks are living in the 1930s still heh
They make billions and can't get basic processes right 😏
They make billions and can't get basic processes right 😏
Oh yay, it's a new year!
Which means our toll prices rise. As they do every new year. (Actually every 6 mths) 🖕🏽
Which means our toll prices rise. As they do every new year. (Actually every 6 mths) 🖕🏽
December 31, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Oh yay, it's a new year!
Which means our toll prices rise. As they do every new year. (Actually every 6 mths) 🖕🏽
Which means our toll prices rise. As they do every new year. (Actually every 6 mths) 🖕🏽
And just like that it's 1.36am.
Now y'all see how I never get to bed before 2am daily 🤷🏽♀️
Now y'all see how I never get to bed before 2am daily 🤷🏽♀️
December 31, 2025 at 2:37 PM
And just like that it's 1.36am.
Now y'all see how I never get to bed before 2am daily 🤷🏽♀️
Now y'all see how I never get to bed before 2am daily 🤷🏽♀️
I've been told to put Rage on because of (a bunch of nostalgic music) and I'm like..... how old does this person think I am??!!
Also, not having grown up here, my nostalgic music isn't the same as yours. Y'all had zero RnB back in the day 😂
Also, not having grown up here, my nostalgic music isn't the same as yours. Y'all had zero RnB back in the day 😂
December 31, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I've been told to put Rage on because of (a bunch of nostalgic music) and I'm like..... how old does this person think I am??!!
Also, not having grown up here, my nostalgic music isn't the same as yours. Y'all had zero RnB back in the day 😂
Also, not having grown up here, my nostalgic music isn't the same as yours. Y'all had zero RnB back in the day 😂
It's 23:50 and I have a sudden hankering to bake.... maybe because of this Bake off xmas special I have on 🤦🏽♀️😂🤣
December 31, 2025 at 12:51 PM
It's 23:50 and I have a sudden hankering to bake.... maybe because of this Bake off xmas special I have on 🤦🏽♀️😂🤣