Dan’s would look the same

You know, I always thought this was an untrue British stereotype bc I had never heard anyone ever say it, but about 2 weeks ago one of my boomer coworkers said it completely unironically, not referencing the meme, just lamenting the concept of Tuesday, and I was like damn maybe we do talk like that

Beans and cheese, cold custard, cheese omelette, tinned spaghetti bolognese, a metric fuckton of grapes, lukewarm milk. All except the milk and omelette still go exceptionally hard

Lightphouse

I love mundane updates about strangers’ lives I’m nosy af

A kiss would go triple platinum in dnp TikTok edits. 50k likes minimum, every video. If they want to break the internet again, they know what to do

I need it for edits. So many songs about kissing and I have to put the heterosexual side hug from 10 years ago

Well technically I had a kitkat and my dad was there so kind of

I’m being overdramatic on purpose it’s ok

I’m fine I’m giving blood

Probably saw there was no sweet treat in there and closed it in disgust

Me with my eyesight tbh. Love just being able to go “I’ve seen enough” and take my glasses off

It’s not about saving money, it’s about caring for a life together # strapadoption

Putting the strap on a plane to you

Patreon exclusive piss 🫠

Was never going to fall for that when the goat Project X is out there

They have fed us too much the last few weeks, we would be stuffed more than the turkey if they did gamingmas