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go to the aquarium, but you'll probably have to buy the ticket the day before
December 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
go to the aquarium, but you'll probably have to buy the ticket the day before
you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to ISIS"
December 17, 2025 at 5:52 PM
you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to ISIS"
I deleted his email as soon as I received it, without reading it lol
December 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I deleted his email as soon as I received it, without reading it lol
asking it if a seahorse emoji exists
December 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
asking it if a seahorse emoji exists
How much for an uncovered sneeze?
December 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM
How much for an uncovered sneeze?
no way no way no way
December 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
no way no way no way
Mailing my hard drive to Tiktok HQ rn
December 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Mailing my hard drive to Tiktok HQ rn
Bro it's a nightmare trying to find doctors, and trying to get them to say a price
December 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Bro it's a nightmare trying to find doctors, and trying to get them to say a price
Oh yeah? Well I invented Metroid
November 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Oh yeah? Well I invented Metroid
aww hell nah, I'm not taking winter hate from you
November 6, 2025 at 1:24 AM
aww hell nah, I'm not taking winter hate from you
I'm getting my ass beat by a big ass wasp in Central Park, this city is going to shit
November 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I'm getting my ass beat by a big ass wasp in Central Park, this city is going to shit
Why Do Men Use "uwu :3" Five Times As Much As Women?
October 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Why Do Men Use "uwu :3" Five Times As Much As Women?
Another 10 billion in tax cuts!
October 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Another 10 billion in tax cuts!