Whoever did not eat a k'zayit of the bird did not fulfill their obligation.
The meritorious eat the bird until sleepiness overtakes them.

The jacket is super cool. The pants signal somewhat of a deeper commitment, a brighter line crossed.

Right? Maybe they’ve been in high-level negotiations with the horseshoe crabs for 250 million years, who are we in that scheme? A blip.

We are knot amused.

The evolutionary advantage of one single hair all by itself on the side of my neck cannot reveal nature’s elegant plan for our species unless I nurture that wayward follicle and encourage possible uses.

Point of order: Trump was swept to the top of his party by entrenched, wealthy interests, of whom he is one and for whom he has delivered extensively and exclusively. He occasionally adopts the ornaments of populism but his base is the elite.

I’d say we’re only a year away from the OnlyFans correspondent joining the White House press corps but within six months that will probably sound painfully staid compared to reality.

Disheartening to see the victims of discrimination internalize and recycle its underlying cultural prejudices, but it’s common! We all contain multitudes.

Neatly gutting Veritas and Bain Capital with the perfect federal whistleblower compliant, earning a bounty of over a billion dollars and leaving lots of terrible vultures unemployed in my wake. And then? Then I’d start causing real trouble.

No.

This lady really gets the point of the brownshirts, and how to use them to consolidate power against the will of the majority.

Getting up early to both start breakfast and extol the virtues of “getting a jump on the day.”

I bet Mamdani went in there and talked to him about NYC, about places in Astoria and Jamaica, in a way that no one else in Trump’s orbit knows how, and that was it. Donald Trump craves NYC’s approval, and Mamdani has it, and that was all the leverage he needed.

Like if you say “oh hey a citron” instead of “nice lemon, bruh.”

She is one of a handful of republicans who seem to be aware that Trump is going to die in office and leave a scorched crater in the party charisma. The rest of them regard him as functionally eternal.

Taking this energy into my work week

“The CDC website now promotes the deadly hoax that vaccines cause autism” would be a more accurate lede.