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'Til Dee Do Us Blart
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Professional writer • Amateur bookworm • Part-time critic • Full-time Jayhawk • Low-key queer • High-key nerd • she/any • formerly @joseinextdoor
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deescribe.bsky.social
because ✨️CHRISTMAS MAGIC✨️, that's why
a man in a santa suit stands in front of a piano
Alt: Santa taps his nose, turns into glitter, and disappears up the chimney
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November 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
deescribe.bsky.social
The Galapagos penguins pass the coconuts to the seals who pass the coconuts to the polar bears.

Interestingly, this is also how Santa gets chocolate for his hot cocoa.
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
deescribe.bsky.social
They could be carried there by penguins. It could grip it by the husk.
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
deescribe.bsky.social
I suspect watching PB2 *without* a brain full of DeathBlart headcanon lore basically makes it a different movie.
November 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
deescribe.bsky.social
Granted it's the wrong PB movie but give it another couple years and the algo will be perfected
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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My call for mutual aid continues since buying medicine to a good chunk of my paycheck and then some. It all goes towards the next needs I need to buy this month:

paypal.me/cycatwell
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November 7, 2025 at 5:04 AM