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aunt honeybee 🌿✨
@deerteeth.bsky.social
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she/her, scatterbrained, sincerity & sass | 37 | lover of cats & plants & coffee | bread & roses

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i love my boyfriend btw
a woman crying with a ton of heart emojis all around her head
December 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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the one-three punch of chronic fatigue, body dysmorphia, and seasonal depression throwing me to the fucking mat this morning
paulette from legally blonde when she says "it makes me want a hot dog real bad," but edited to say "it makes me need a six month sabbatical real bad"
December 17, 2025 at 2:04 PM
deerteeth.bsky.social
once again,
brooklyn nine nine "and you'll hear it again" meme, edited to read "you just watched the hunger games a few days ago." "and i'll watch it again!"
December 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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line drawing of a person sitting in a cheesecake pose with a very large smile and big eyes with big eyeleshes
December 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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perhaps if i simply wear too much concealer and drink too much coffee, the seasonal depression will go away on its own
laptop camera selfie of the poster (me, a white woman with brown hair in two braids) wearing an oversized hoodie, with hands posed cutely and demurely under my chin, head tilted and eyes closed, like the "go girl give us nothing" version of a cute selfie
December 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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screenshot from community. a shirtless guy lying in the (fake) snow, next to a lit-up tree and a giant candy cane. he's flinching and saying, "please, it's christmas!" screenshot from community. shirley, wearing her christmas sweater and WWJD bracelet, hoisting a giant candy cane over her head in preparation to smack the shit out of the guy on the ground, saying "it's december 10th!"
December 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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falling pressure has me feeling like
screenshot of snow white from the disney movie, lying face down on the ground with woodland animals looking on in concern. written on it is “bitch you okay?”
December 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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screenshot of a post by user "brutaliakhoa" that reads "i got that deer in me (watery brown eyes and the constant urge to run into oncoming traffic)"
December 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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i have no memory of writing this and no idea as to what the original post was. like uncovering an ancestor's letters, but only one side of the correspondence
screenshot of a bluesky post which has since been deleted, so it just says "post not found." then my reply to it, which reads "gordon ramsey says don't put anything on the plate that isn't meant to be eaten, so really it's their fault for not following the word of the lord"
December 3, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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one night in 2018 i awoke at 12:46am with the urgent need to write down this thought
screenshot of a notes app note from 12:46 A.M. on march 13th, 2018. all it says is "time makes fools of us all, charlie brown." (this is a screencap from my old twitter account because i did not feel like digging through my phone for the original screenshot, lol)
December 2, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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posts that will either make @big-iron.bsky.social laugh or deal him psychic damage
screenshot of a tumblr post by user amygdalae. it reads: "having some tea earl grey hot..... just like that bald bitch john luke the card"
November 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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my boyfriend and i are officially on season seven now (we gave up on angel and have just been watching buffy since sometime early in season six) and anyway, this is still relevant
screenshot of a post from my old twitter account. it reads "you can tell season seven of buffy the vampire slayer is in 2003 because buffy's wearing flare jeans with heels"
November 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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when you make an online purchase and specifically uncheck the "email me news and offers" box yet they still start sending you news and offers
screencap of rachel from the show friends saying "i hope it's still funny when you're in hell"
November 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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coffee and solitaire in the morning... that's the stuff
stock photo of a guy sitting on a cabin front porch, seemingly at sunrise, smiling calmly while holding a cup of coffee. the istock watermark is clearly visible w/ the photographer's username (krblokhin), lending to the "generic image of person on porch" vibe intended in this post
November 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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the meme that says "most people rejected his message. they hated jesus because he told them the truth" and there's a guy in the crowed yelling "shut up!" except i rewrote it to be "they hated jesus because he loved snow"
November 6, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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blanche from the golden girls, looking extremely done with this shit
November 5, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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grief.exe running in the background every single day
November 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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a line drawing of a person perched in a cutesy cheesecake pose, smiling with big wide eyelashed eyes
November 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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a few highlights
a screenshot of a post on my old twitter account that reads as follows: (shaking my backpack full of forgotten empty tupperware containers) divination screenshot of a post on my old twitter account. it reads: "just open your mouth and let the pond water flow in" - my inner monologue while drinking lukewarm tea and being SO TIRED (and possibly feverish) screenshot of a post on my old twitter account. it reads as follows: the bus is quieter than usual this morning and the crinkle of my nut bar wrapper is deafening screenshot of a post from my old twitter account. please note this post is from december 2021. it reads as follows: living in the USA and also being a person with some measure of optimism slash hope is like having the debate montage from community season 1 episode 9 playing in your head at all times
October 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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shit i said before finding out i have ocd:
screenshot of one of my old tweets that reads as follows: my favorite under-represented anxiety disorder thing is, in any given situation, involuntarily imagining the most gruesome, painful, and frightening way you could die in that moment, then (also involuntarily) trying to imagine how it would feel in striking detail
October 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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(without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you)
makoto and usagi from sailor moon, making these silly shit eating mischievous grins together as though they're teasing and/or conspiring
October 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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screenshots of buffy and angel from the buffy the vampire slayer season two finale at the climax (if you know you know) with the "okay yay" text meme pasted over them. angel says "what's going on." buffy says "don't worry about it babe." angel says "okay. yay." with red heart emojis
October 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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it’s crying about her o’clock
my cat Willow, who died in august, caught in the act of ferociously attacking an ottoman. she’s gray and white with soft bunny fur and clever eyes. Willow again, in her happiest place (sleeping all curled up on my stomach/chest while i reclined on the couch). she had a purr that could vibrate your bones
October 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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most of the time, i like making sets that are outfits i would at least conceivably wear, but the third one here is closest to what i actually wear on a day to day basis
a collage of clothing and accessories. i call this one "spring afternoon in the riverside park." a floral dress layered under a cropped light colored jacket, ankle socks and slip-on canvas sneakers. a crossbody bag, string necklace, hair clip, pink sunglasses. mascara, soft pink lip closs. perfume is profumum roma's acqua e zucchero a collage of clothing and accessories. i call this one "shuffle through the leaves." high-waisted jeans, a halloween t-shirt (like from the movie halloween), a cropped burnt orange denim jacket, black boots and black crossbody bag, cream scarf. two patches (one says "stitch witch" and one says "moon child." some simple gold rings, a simple gold pendant necklace, and a burnt orange hair scrunchie. everything is surrounded with a swirl of autumn leaves. perfume is for strange women's 1993. a collage of clothing and accessories. i call this one "baking on a chilly rainy day." high-waisted pale pink sweatpants, a cropped tank top, and an oversized chunky knit light green cardigan. brown socks, a pair of glasses, a scrunchie and some hair clips. minty aqua blue/green nail polish. a mug of coffee, a bowl with a whisk, a tea loaf and a rustic cake. perfume is thin wild mercury's chelsea staircase a collage of clothing and accessories. i call this one "late october walk in the park." simple blue jeans, a roomy cream mock-turtleneck sweater, a brown coat with a stripey pattern. brown leather crossbody messenger bag and brown lace up boots with brown socks. rust red/orange beret and matching scarf. a couple gold rings, some simple squiggly shaped gold earrings. some autumn leaves scattered around. perfume is alkemia's stag moon
October 14, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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we're moving into the cozy sets, hell yesssssss
a collage of clothing and accessories. i call this one "swimming at the creek." a yellow and white striped one piece bathing suit worn under denim shorts with flowers embroidered on them and an oversized flannel with the sleeves rolled up. simple white sneakers, sunglasses, some simple gold rings, a backpack. hair worn in two braids. lip balm and peachy pink nail polish. perfume is byredo's unfortunately named g*psy water a collage of clothing and accessories. i call this one "walking to work." a white sleeveless almost-mock-turtleneck sweater and a high-waisted knee-length brick red skirt with buttons down the front. reddish brown woven belt and matching leather sandals, a brick reddish brown bag, sunglasses, a few gold rings and a simple gold pendant necklace. neutral toned eyeshadow palette, mascara, eyeliner, neutral pinkish lip gloss. nude nail polish and a to-go latte. perfume is the different company's osmanthus a collage of clothing and accessories. i call this one "starting your christmas shopping early." all in tones of dark red, reddish brown, and cream and gold accents. a spaghetti strap ditsy floral dress, about knee length, layered under a cozy cropped cardigan, worn with bobby socks and loafers. a textured leather and suede look crossbody bag, a ring featuring a palm-up hand holding a small jewel, and a ring featuring a stamped design of moon and stars. mascara, lip gloss, nude nail polish. perfume is bienamé's vermeil. a collage of clothing and accessories. i call this one "knitting in the airport." everything is in a tight palette of putty greige, off white, and soft pink. not my usual tones, but this was for a palette challenge. ribbed camisole tucked into high-waisted pleated shorts, with a loose, blousy button-up layered on top. slip-on canvas shoes with a sun and a moon embroidered on them. a couple chunky gold rings, simple layered gold necklace, oversized pink-toned sunglasses, a plain canvas large tote bag. a passport, hand creams, and some yarn balls and knitting needles.
October 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM