Yeah, I know Britain’s full of mentalists but can you imagine someone doing this at the local mags? Fucking hell

I once gift wrapped this for a mate and put it on a plate for him as a bit on Valentine’s Day

Coffee, hot sauce, or whisky

Absolutely boggled my mind trying to read this first thing today

It was an unreal shot

Had a great time at my first ever Hellenic League club earlier this year although I think they’re a premier division side - ended up at Roman Glass St George after Bath v Chelmsford got postponed for a frozen pitch. @fistedaway.bsky.social ended up praying to a Gromit car

The resurgence in the non league scene in this country is so good, especially in under 40s who are new to the scene

Laundry basket empty and nothing on the airer up there