Church with my daughter now involves coffee, a dog walk, communion with the lawds lettuce, and rewatching #KPopDemonHunters Life’s good.

Just like kids. Cuter when they’re sleeping.

We moved to #stpaul one month ago exactly. What I miss about #texas - HEB, darkness, and counter space. 🤣

Thank you for the warmest of welcomes, #Minnesota !! I’m afraid, you’re stuck with us!!

So, Trump’s gonna have an answer in “2 weeks”? Whew. We know what that means. We’re off the hook! Tuck & Bloo say Good mornin’ #israel !! #iran #freepalestine #TACO

We did it!!!! We made it to #Minnesota and couldn’t be more excited about the future. The dogs were great, the weather cooperative, and we did it on a shoestring budget. Let’s go!!!

Just another Sunday, shopping in South Texas. #FleeingTexas We can’t wait to see you #Minnesota !!!

Fuck you Snoop.

She’s my daughter who turned 40. That’s my Dad who is 75.

I cannot express me love for both of them in words. But also, you’re welcome.

Dad thinks it’s Christmas, and Mom has been forced out of the kitchen. Relax Super Parents. We got this. 🫶🏻