The real advantage of commuter rail is productivity - you get to watch youtube the whole ride instead of keeping eyes on the road

A crowded bus can hold over 40 people. A single level coach on the commuter rail has about 120 seats and a double decker has about 180. A subway car can pack in about 200.

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Crisis averted:
The Montreal Metro's on strike, my friend,
The Montreal Metro's on strike!

Sadly you got instead:
The Subway Toronto's on strike, my friend!
The Subway Toronto's on strike!

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I forgot Riverdale, so that's bringing the speedrun time to about 27:43
- Train 894, Frederick 7:10 to Silver Spring 8:22
- P30 Bus, Silver Spring 8:27 to Riverdale 9:04

Another fun fact is that the elevator isn't the only way into 191st and its neighbors, you can also walk in down a long passageway from the bottom of the hill. The stations that you can only get in by elevator are 181st (1) and Clark St (2)(3) in Brooklyn.
Despite the name, High St is 80 feet deep.

Alternately, you can cheat by taking the Amtrak Floridian to Martinsburg if it happens to be 3 hours late that day.

Fixed to get Camden
- You have 2 hours to relax in Baltimore
- Train 857, Camden 17:20 to College Park 18:03
- Metro GR, College Park 18:05 to Fort Totten 18:13
- Metro RD, Fort Totten 18:20 to Silver Spring 18:26
- Train 881, Silver Spring 18:33 to Martinsburg 20:25
- Spend the night in Martinsburg

- Train 874, Martinsburg 5:25 to Brunswick 6:08
- BJS Bus, Brunswick 6:21 to Frederick 7:05
- Train 894, Frederick 7:10 to Monocacy 7:17
- Remain on that train to get back to Washington 8:52
【3】

- CityLink Silver, Penn 15:31 to Light & Redwood 15:43
- 310 Bus, Light & Redwood 15:47 to Snowden River 16:15
- 501 Bus, Snowden River 16:20 to Dorsey 16:42
- Train 855, Dorsey 16:45 to Union 17:35
- Train 879, Union 17:40 to Martinsburg 19:50
- Spend the night in Martinsburg
【2】

An update:

REM doesn't go to the airport yet