Your Decode Makes Baby Jesus Cry
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Your Decode Makes Baby Jesus Cry
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Gematria “expert” = 72
Scam = 72
Goes well with this:
November 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
So what if Indiana Jones didn’t talk and had a microscopic budget? Yes! That’s the movie I want to make!

And it worked.
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 AM
I’ll be selling staggeringly positive gematria narratives for $25 a piece and totally not be grifting.
November 24, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Do not mollycoddle the pomegranate. It should be threatened with a sharp stick, a large unruly dog, or both.
November 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I think you should put Lego movie on your watch list. It was a hoot. You can skip the sequels and not miss much.

The Barbie casting was great. I addition to your shout outs to Ferrell and Perlman I’d add Gosling for nailing his part.
November 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Pretending my opinion matters:
I enjoyed this movie. Spoiler alert on my opinion. It amounted to basically a one joke movie, a lesson you don’t need to learn because you already know it. Stereotypes bad. And Ferrell is essentially the same character from the Lego Movie.
November 13, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Grey rocking self proclaimed intellectuals that think everything is fine.

On a daily basis.
November 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
What’s the difference between Magic the Gathering and Marjorie Taylor Green?

Magic the Gathering has more manas.
October 31, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Actually there into somebody telling them they’re right even when they’re colossally wrong. With gematria it’s just magic numbers on a smartphone app instead of a living person doing the telling.
October 25, 2025 at 11:28 AM