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@deathtocommas.bsky.social
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dad, immigrant, skin project word #656; living on unceded land #yyj. i speak texnadian and do things for websites. ‘nazi punks fuck off’ should be song one on every playlist.
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Point of order—for my kid, and anyone else who needs a refresher
A black-and-white cartoon by Will McPhail shows an adult crouching down and speaking to a child in a nightgown. The adult gestures seriously while the child stands stiffly, arms at her sides. Below the illustration, the caption reads: “Listen to me. Gender is a construct, society is a construct, money is a construct. But bedtime is very, very real.”
May 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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FYI
Silhouettes of a human and a UFO are labeled “:human:” and “:alien:” respectively, each with “SOS” on their chest or hull. Below, bold text reads “NO :ONE: IS ILLEGAL."
May 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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I made a dumb meme and I love it.
An AI-generated digital illustration shows three cats interacting with money and a Tesla Cybertruck in a satirical scene. An orange tabby lounges on a pile of cash, a black cat bats at a toy Cybertruck, and a gray cat scratches a full-size Cybertruck in the background. Bold text reads, “WEALTH IS MEASURED IN CATS, NOT CRINGE.”
April 11, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Shoutout to the washroom poet who visited the Phillips Tasting Room.
Handwritten message on a washroom wall that reads, “You are the skid to my mark” with a heart symbol underneath.
March 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Why TF am I just now learning this?
Alt text: A screenshot from the subreddit r/LifeProTips shows a post titled “LPT To avoid AI and ads when using a search engine, add a curse word.” The user suggests that using a swear word in searches can filter out unwanted AI-generated or ad-heavy results. A top comment, highlighted with a red oval, adds another tip: “At the end of Google searches put ‘-ai’ without quotes,” suggesting a method to exclude AI-related content. Another comment below states, “The true LPT is always in the comments.”
March 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Got inspired by ya and pickled onion, cucumber and jalapeño today.

Way cheaper than anything you can buy pre-made.
Six jars of sliced cucumber, onion and jalapeño, some with fajita seasoning sitting on a counter waiting for boiling pickling liquid to be added. It’s a relaxing Sunday afternoon activity to take up when the CBC is normalizing thy e idea of Canadian annexation and or statehood, which, let’s face it constitutionally takes a long time. If Donnie Two-scoops wants to see it happen in whatever’s left of his timeline, the easiest method is to normalize, rationalize, and invade. See? Pickling veggies can take your mind off shit like that.
February 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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TBF, @ianhanomansing.bsky.social deserves to ratioed by the Canadian people when their broadcasting partners in the states are using language that normalizes the idea of annexing a sovereign country.

Seriously, what is this shit?
C-SPAN article dated February 23, 2025, with the headline ‘CBC News Simulcast of Canada as the 51st State Proposal.’ The article mentions a C-SPAN simulcast of a CBC production discussing former President Trump’s proposal to make Canada the 51st state. The special is a collaboration between the radio shows Cross Country Checkup and The Middle with Jeremy Hobson.”
February 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Sorry, #canadasky for sharing something from over there (it’s second-hand from a friend FWIW)
A humorous Twitter exchange where Rory Johnston comments on a tweet from Walter Bloomberg about Trump’s inauguration being moved indoors due to cold, questioning plans to invade Canada.
January 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Goddamnit, Dougie... you are a sonofabitch, but I dig the hat. Shit, I almost bought the en français version.
A stock photo of a dude wearing a red dad hat, reading “LE CANADANE PAS À VENDRI.” The hat is backward and the dude has some hand tattoos, so this homie is hip and modern.
January 16, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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Watching peak TV. Happy xmas if that’s your thing.
“GIF of Paulie with a smirking expression saying ‘In the end, f*** Santa Claus,’. From The Sopranos, season 3, episode 10, “To Save Us All from Satan's Power”
December 25, 2024 at 4:10 PM
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Prolly something like this, eh?
The Abe Simpson onion meme with text that reads, “so I removed all the vowels from my company’s name, which was the style at the time…”
November 21, 2024 at 4:43 PM
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FWIW, I used to drink booze. I practice yoga daily. I would not recommend mixing the two.

Also if you asked me to connect my breath to your shitty hard rock playlist, I’d tell you to get fucked.

That’s me though. You do you.
A description from a Facebook event for rage yoga. The text reads, “What to expect Rage Yoga is not your average yoga class! This unconventional session combines traditional yoga movements with a twist. Paired with Blue Grass/ Rock N Roll for the music, encouraging the use of the F word, and liquor provided after the class.... participants are encouraged to let loose, take up space, and even curse to release pent-up stress. It's a relaxing rage filled 75 minutes of yoga where where you can loudly breathe and sigh out your frustrations while stretching and moving your body. And to top it off, we embrace the spirit of fun with a glass of hard liquor after the class. This is yoga for those who want to shake things up, connect with their raw emotions, and leave feeling empowered and lightered. So some, be loud, zen out, and fuck stress! This class will be held at the Homestead in Plano, one glass of alcohol will be included with class additional drinks will be there for purchase...but, remember drink responsibly.”
November 16, 2024 at 4:00 PM
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Watching the news
A screenshot from the movie “Watchmen,” (2009). Two characters (Hollis and Nite Owl) are sharing a beer and discussing why they voted for Nixon. The caption reads, “Hey, it was him or the commies, right?”
November 11, 2024 at 5:42 AM
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Monotonix at Mohawk in Austin circa 2011 (I think).
Monotonix playing at Mohawk in Austin, TX. Shot from the drummer’s perspective using a fish eye lens. The lead singer is in red gym shorts, shirtless, climbing over a crowd as a bouncer in a plaid shirt does his best to protect the drum kit from sweat and beer.
November 11, 2024 at 1:20 AM
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A watercolour picture of 3 children on a hilltop looking at the sunset. The primary text of the image reads, “It’s a Beautiful Day to Yell At God.” The boy in the middle is shouting, “WHAT THE FUCK?” The girl on the right is telling the sun, “COME OUT! WE JUST WANNA TALK”
November 9, 2024 at 12:23 AM
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Current mood
My faded tea mug with text that reads “fuck this shit” surrounded by rainbows, flower petals, and smiley faces
November 6, 2024 at 7:15 PM
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Y’all, we need to stop this time change bullshit
The meme of Bernie Sanders in a parka. He’s looking at the camera, with text that reads, “Once again I am asking / to leave the clocks where they are this fall.”
November 3, 2024 at 7:45 PM
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My kid’s eyes rolled into the back of her head when I started to explain which provinces don’t treat thanksgiving like a stat holiday.
A listicle that reads, “Thanksgiving is one of the biggest holidays of the year in the United States—with huge parades, massive feasts, and football—but it’s decidedly lower-key in Canada. Although the holiday is still widely celebrated in Canada and is a statutory holiday in most of the country*, Canadians’ approach to Thanksgiving is a bit more laid back. (*The exceptions are the Atlantic provinces, where the holiday is an optional day off, and Quebec, where the holiday isn’t as popular overall.)”
October 14, 2024 at 4:49 PM
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HOLY SHIT I JUST SAW THE NORTHERN LIGHTS!!!
The North Lights paint the sky in greys and green amongst city light pollution
October 11, 2024 at 5:42 AM
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My homie in northern Alberta just sent these gems. Shared w/permission.
The northern lights are captured in a purple hue against the night sky. In the foreground, a barn is illuminated by floodlights. The northern lights paint the majority of the frame with wisps of varying reddish hues. The tops of trees are in the lower left and centre of the frame.
October 11, 2024 at 3:58 AM
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This my friends, is copywriting poetry.
A wooden audio cabinet sits in a crisp modern room. The caption reads, “Unikito Large Record Player Stand. The modern style of this record storage cabinet allows you to have more choices of practical scenes, and also brings you the pursuit and yearning for beauty!”
October 2, 2024 at 4:23 AM
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Hell yeah
Hockey player checks out lumberjack while woman in Canadian tuxedo looks on in disbelief
July 27, 2024 at 12:15 AM
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The kids are alright
“Stay positive” written in cursive using sidewalk chalk on a park blacktop.
June 9, 2024 at 9:29 PM
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May 21, 2024 at 10:45 PM
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Here’s another one for posterity’s sake
A black and white rendition of Donnie two-scoops and an unidentified woman with the text “a better world built on your ashes.” Circa 2003
July 14, 2023 at 10:16 AM