Todd Eschlund
@deathmaw.bsky.social
Reader of books, player of games, occasional werewolf.
Stan Lee: too many films and TV series to list.
December 1, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Stan Lee: too many films and TV series to list.
Osculate my posterior, you pompous, profligate, perfidious parasite.
November 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Osculate my posterior, you pompous, profligate, perfidious parasite.
Additional tip: make Bestiaries of local fauna available for purchase by the PCs; studying a bestiary for an hour (which can be done as part of a rest) can grant Advantage on Animal Handling checks to interact with animals it details.
November 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Additional tip: make Bestiaries of local fauna available for purchase by the PCs; studying a bestiary for an hour (which can be done as part of a rest) can grant Advantage on Animal Handling checks to interact with animals it details.
I couldn’t help but notice that the sign doesn’t explicitly prohibit impaling.
November 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I couldn’t help but notice that the sign doesn’t explicitly prohibit impaling.
Lt. Barclay said something about trying to make Hasperat-flavored Oreos for Ensign Ro to make her feel more welcome. Try asking him, if you can pry him away from the Holodeck.
November 30, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Lt. Barclay said something about trying to make Hasperat-flavored Oreos for Ensign Ro to make her feel more welcome. Try asking him, if you can pry him away from the Holodeck.
Mango Mussolini
Obtuse Oompah-Loompah
Dic-Tator Tot
Pumpkin-Spice Despot
Obtuse Oompah-Loompah
Dic-Tator Tot
Pumpkin-Spice Despot
November 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Mango Mussolini
Obtuse Oompah-Loompah
Dic-Tator Tot
Pumpkin-Spice Despot
Obtuse Oompah-Loompah
Dic-Tator Tot
Pumpkin-Spice Despot
Genghis Don
Donye West
Donald Duck the Draft
Donny Crapleseed
Donye West
Donald Duck the Draft
Donny Crapleseed
November 30, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Genghis Don
Donye West
Donald Duck the Draft
Donny Crapleseed
Donye West
Donald Duck the Draft
Donny Crapleseed
They thought “Oval Orifice” sounded a bit too suggestive, so they changed the second word to “Office”.
November 30, 2025 at 3:18 AM
They thought “Oval Orifice” sounded a bit too suggestive, so they changed the second word to “Office”.
Put the trap in the dog bowl, and bait the other traps of doom with dog food.
Just make sure you keep your dog away from those until Bastard Mouse is defeated.
Just make sure you keep your dog away from those until Bastard Mouse is defeated.
November 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Put the trap in the dog bowl, and bait the other traps of doom with dog food.
Just make sure you keep your dog away from those until Bastard Mouse is defeated.
Just make sure you keep your dog away from those until Bastard Mouse is defeated.
Johnny Appleseed also made clay pots, and he’d often wear one of his clay pots on his head. You could say it was his Hair Pottery.
November 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Johnny Appleseed also made clay pots, and he’d often wear one of his clay pots on his head. You could say it was his Hair Pottery.
Me: It’s a large floating ball with a gaping maw, a massive eye in the middle, and multiple waving tentacles with eyes on their ends. It doesn’t look like something you’d want to cuddle.
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Me: It’s a large floating ball with a gaping maw, a massive eye in the middle, and multiple waving tentacles with eyes on their ends. It doesn’t look like something you’d want to cuddle.
That’s what happens when a turkey doesn’t graduate from flight school.
November 27, 2025 at 6:54 AM
That’s what happens when a turkey doesn’t graduate from flight school.
Have you tried Opera?
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Have you tried Opera?
My current mental state:
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
My current mental state:
My first thought was “no”. However, after extensive and careful consideration, I’ve concluded that the answer must be “no”.
November 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
My first thought was “no”. However, after extensive and careful consideration, I’ve concluded that the answer must be “no”.
This was posted by a parody account. Disney has nothing to do with it.
November 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
This was posted by a parody account. Disney has nothing to do with it.
It’s a parody account. Of course it’s a joke! 🤣
November 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
It’s a parody account. Of course it’s a joke! 🤣
A large number of people in scientific fields are on the spectrum. So technically, autism causes vaccines.
November 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
A large number of people in scientific fields are on the spectrum. So technically, autism causes vaccines.
You don’t need any hair.
🎵
When a head’s bereft of hair
It could cause quite a scare
And yet you rock the look
You can sing and be merry
Even though your head’s not hairy
Because you don’t need any hair
🎶
🎵
When a head’s bereft of hair
It could cause quite a scare
And yet you rock the look
You can sing and be merry
Even though your head’s not hairy
Because you don’t need any hair
🎶
November 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
You don’t need any hair.
🎵
When a head’s bereft of hair
It could cause quite a scare
And yet you rock the look
You can sing and be merry
Even though your head’s not hairy
Because you don’t need any hair
🎶
🎵
When a head’s bereft of hair
It could cause quite a scare
And yet you rock the look
You can sing and be merry
Even though your head’s not hairy
Because you don’t need any hair
🎶
In the N64 game Perfect Dark, one of the NPC faces is based on the face of a staff member of the Game Informer magazine.
November 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
In the N64 game Perfect Dark, one of the NPC faces is based on the face of a staff member of the Game Informer magazine.
The batsuit needed to accommodate Bruce’s sensitive nipples.
November 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The batsuit needed to accommodate Bruce’s sensitive nipples.
I think the strawberry emoji should be an option on the four button rather than a replacement.
The banana emoji on the six button saved a friend of mine from having his account wiped out by thieves, so adding an additional emoji option should theoretically increase PIN security.
The banana emoji on the six button saved a friend of mine from having his account wiped out by thieves, so adding an additional emoji option should theoretically increase PIN security.
November 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I think the strawberry emoji should be an option on the four button rather than a replacement.
The banana emoji on the six button saved a friend of mine from having his account wiped out by thieves, so adding an additional emoji option should theoretically increase PIN security.
The banana emoji on the six button saved a friend of mine from having his account wiped out by thieves, so adding an additional emoji option should theoretically increase PIN security.
That explains the thunder and lightning going outside. Thanks!
November 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
That explains the thunder and lightning going outside. Thanks!