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Considering the fact that #McFarlane HAS shown that their figures have the ability to easily swap limbs (Plastic Man/Elongated Man), the fact that they have yet to make a new Batman Beyond figure with swappable arms is WILD. Because, what do you mean you didn't ever think of swappable WINGED ARMS?
January 29, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Listen, I'm sure the joke has been made before, but real shit? I want to write a movie where the main character is named Alexa. Don't even sell to Amazon. In fact, don't ever let them stream it. So that'll make the fact that every single FireTV and FireCube is gonna short circuit even funnier.
January 28, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Being a healing romantic that's trying to be creative through the collapse of a republic is fucking rough. My heart is busted, my sleep schedule is fucked, my motivation is cracked most of the time, and MAAAAN a bitch is mad at the government. What a combo.
January 26, 2026 at 2:02 AM
BTW, if I haven't already made it abundantly clear? #FUCKICE.

#toyphotography
January 25, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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Gail Simone (the comics writer between TR2013 & Rise) confirmed (or revealed, for some) that she pitched a Tomb Raider x Wonder Woman crossover to DC a few years ago, with Stjepan Šejić, the artist behind those Lara Croft & Diana Prince drawings!
CD was on board but DC wasn’t.
x.com/GailSimone/s...
November 24, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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some old fanarts and concepts
January 7, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I am now 28.
January 22, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Someone take Ray Park's phone away. He's drunk and posting revenge porn on Instagram...again.
January 21, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Holy shit, have I not posted any #toyphotography since November? Time to change that. 1/5
January 18, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Too busy to be sad, too busy being pissed off at the federal government. Turns out the only thing I needed to stop fearing my own death was the chance to rage against authoritarianism.
January 18, 2026 at 8:25 AM
If you're set on going down the path of fatherhood, choose the right path.

Choose the path of Hobbits and dunes, not the one of cars and WWII.
January 3, 2026 at 1:32 AM
It's nice knowing that despite the 100 dollar price tag? MAFEX still carries the same industry tune of providing a kinda dogshit flight stand with attachments that can break at the drop of a hat.

80 dollar figure? 1 dollar stand. Nice to know nothing really changed on some levels of toy collecting.
January 1, 2026 at 9:09 AM
The way in which Reiner and his wife died, the circumstances that revolve around the tragedy, and the fact that he is who he is? Means that his death could end up being as notable in the entertainment history zeitgeist as Sharon Tate. This shit is so fucked up.
December 15, 2025 at 4:49 AM
If nothing else good happens in December, I think I'll be okay just knowing that Dick Van Dyke made it to 100. What a stunner.
December 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Brain: Flooded with cortisol

Tear Ducts: Working free overtime.

Headphones: Blasting "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" by WHAM.

The holidays are gonna get better with each passing year.
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Don't let the sultry saxophone solo fool you, kids. Careless Whisper isn't a sex jam. It's a breakup song. Even worse, it's a song about two possible things, either a situationship going down the toilet or just flat-out unrequited love. It's as much a fuck song as "A Little Piece of Heaven" is.
November 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
November has been a small photography month, but man, I think it's been a genuine showcase of quality over quantity.

#toyphotography #marvellegends #dcmultiverse #mcfarlanetoys
November 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I think, if I can leave any kind of legacy behind when I pass on, it needs to be the kind of positive legacy that makes sure that no one dances on my grave with the same borderline sexual enthusiasm that @pearlmania500.bsky.social has done to Dick Cheney (may he rest in piss).
November 22, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I just realized I haven't posted any #toyphotography on Bluesky since August, so, y'know, time to fix that. 1/7
November 7, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Pro-Tip: Don't fucking disassociate in front of a mirror.
November 7, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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Enemies. Zorrotober 2025-Day 22 #Zorro
October 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM