Chris 😂😂😂😂!

😂 I went out in the early stages of round one, but it's looking like an exciting final...

Ha ha ha! I think a fried egg would have worked better!

It will. Because I've been drinking the paint thinner and using it to clean my brushes.

Yes but very bad ones. Actually I think I still have half a bottle of Lidl own brand advocaat buried somewhere in a cupboard, that might work in my favour.

There will come a time where you have to completely give up and come marry me. Yipeee! I come with my own dog and bungalow but no other redeeming features whatsoever.

😂😂

Ben, ah remember those times. Still, looking back I have aged like a fine cheap 2 litre bottle of Lightning Jack cider.