Dead Robot 🇨🇦
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A 501st Sandtrooper/Tusken Raider/Bridge Officer, married to a dude. Quokka on the streets, Sloth in the sheets.
That was a LOT of feet. Literally a foot shot every 5min.
4&1/2 hour Kill Bill special edition viewing today. Pray my bony ass survives.
a silhouette of two people dancing in front of a red backdrop
ALT: a silhouette of two people dancing in front of a red backdrop
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December 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
That was a LOT of feet. Literally a foot shot every 5min.
Our friend, who would cat-sit for us, would hide things all over the house that we would find on our return. Some gifts were obvious and we found right away (Barbie makeup head in our bed) some were subtle (tiny dinosaurs tucked behind paintings)
SharkBoy just found this in the back of a drawer.
SharkBoy just found this in the back of a drawer.
December 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Our friend, who would cat-sit for us, would hide things all over the house that we would find on our return. Some gifts were obvious and we found right away (Barbie makeup head in our bed) some were subtle (tiny dinosaurs tucked behind paintings)
SharkBoy just found this in the back of a drawer.
SharkBoy just found this in the back of a drawer.
4&1/2 hour Kill Bill special edition viewing today. Pray my bony ass survives.
a silhouette of two people dancing in front of a red backdrop
ALT: a silhouette of two people dancing in front of a red backdrop
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 11:27 AM
4&1/2 hour Kill Bill special edition viewing today. Pray my bony ass survives.
We booked a hot air balloon ride over Teotihuacan. I’ll start having fear of heights nightmares any day now.
December 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
We booked a hot air balloon ride over Teotihuacan. I’ll start having fear of heights nightmares any day now.
It’s obvious I did most of my partying in the 80s-90s
December 4, 2025 at 11:25 AM
It’s obvious I did most of my partying in the 80s-90s
The dealership called to let us know the car could be picked up soon. I reminded him we couldn’t until mid-Jan.
“No probs Bro! We’ll keep it on the lot no charge!”
(Bro? Like… did we just do some reps or something?)
And now I’m obsessing about getting it early, but can’t because of the hols.
“No probs Bro! We’ll keep it on the lot no charge!”
(Bro? Like… did we just do some reps or something?)
And now I’m obsessing about getting it early, but can’t because of the hols.
Was 100% ready to buy a new drone today.
Bought a car instead.
Now super poor. Will be living in it.
Bought a car instead.
Now super poor. Will be living in it.
December 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
The dealership called to let us know the car could be picked up soon. I reminded him we couldn’t until mid-Jan.
“No probs Bro! We’ll keep it on the lot no charge!”
(Bro? Like… did we just do some reps or something?)
And now I’m obsessing about getting it early, but can’t because of the hols.
“No probs Bro! We’ll keep it on the lot no charge!”
(Bro? Like… did we just do some reps or something?)
And now I’m obsessing about getting it early, but can’t because of the hols.
Was “Venator” worth $50 from AliExpress? I’m going to say “yes” but with a caveat: the bricks are tight and don’t click in smooth. My fingers hurt. No box, no stickers, no brick tool, and no leftover bricks like the real deal.
December 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Was “Venator” worth $50 from AliExpress? I’m going to say “yes” but with a caveat: the bricks are tight and don’t click in smooth. My fingers hurt. No box, no stickers, no brick tool, and no leftover bricks like the real deal.
Nerd life. Will get filled in in Jan. I think. I kinda like it empty. Who knows!?
November 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Nerd life. Will get filled in in Jan. I think. I kinda like it empty. Who knows!?
A very fragile build. Literally bits and greeblies flying off while trying to get the last part (the Sonic Charge) placed in the back. Worth it? 7.5 out of 10.
November 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
A very fragile build. Literally bits and greeblies flying off while trying to get the last part (the Sonic Charge) placed in the back. Worth it? 7.5 out of 10.
Working out in your 60s hits different. Like holding back the tide with a sword. Or being at a party at 3am and the snacks are just crumbs in a bowl.
You know what? You take that bowl and head out to a diner and order a lumberjack stack and have at it.
My metaphors are wonky.
You know what? You take that bowl and head out to a diner and order a lumberjack stack and have at it.
My metaphors are wonky.
November 28, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Working out in your 60s hits different. Like holding back the tide with a sword. Or being at a party at 3am and the snacks are just crumbs in a bowl.
You know what? You take that bowl and head out to a diner and order a lumberjack stack and have at it.
My metaphors are wonky.
You know what? You take that bowl and head out to a diner and order a lumberjack stack and have at it.
My metaphors are wonky.
You know it’s gonna be a good day when your bidet spigot and your button line up perfectly
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 PM
You know it’s gonna be a good day when your bidet spigot and your button line up perfectly
I absolutely hate the Royal We in business communications.
“Can we add…?”
I find it condescending and fake. Just fukkin’ ask me.
“Can we add…?”
I find it condescending and fake. Just fukkin’ ask me.
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I absolutely hate the Royal We in business communications.
“Can we add…?”
I find it condescending and fake. Just fukkin’ ask me.
“Can we add…?”
I find it condescending and fake. Just fukkin’ ask me.
Calgary has some fun names for their snow plows!! I’m torn between My Fair Bladey and Princess Sleighia.
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Calgary has some fun names for their snow plows!! I’m torn between My Fair Bladey and Princess Sleighia.
Was 100% ready to buy a new drone today.
Bought a car instead.
Now super poor. Will be living in it.
Bought a car instead.
Now super poor. Will be living in it.
November 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Was 100% ready to buy a new drone today.
Bought a car instead.
Now super poor. Will be living in it.
Bought a car instead.
Now super poor. Will be living in it.
Day 3 of round-the-clock streetcar track repair. It’s 3am, right outside my window.
November 22, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Day 3 of round-the-clock streetcar track repair. It’s 3am, right outside my window.
My niece is in Tunisia and has made it to the Prequels Tatooine sets. I have never felt prouder.
November 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
My niece is in Tunisia and has made it to the Prequels Tatooine sets. I have never felt prouder.
Happy Life Day. Every Star Wars, no matter how bad, has value. Just look at Han’s lips, nose and cheekbones
November 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Happy Life Day. Every Star Wars, no matter how bad, has value. Just look at Han’s lips, nose and cheekbones
One of us is extinct. The other is a flightless bird
November 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
One of us is extinct. The other is a flightless bird
My husband’s final stage of transformation into a French Canadian
November 15, 2025 at 1:39 PM
My husband’s final stage of transformation into a French Canadian
Wouldn’t it be hilarious if the studio caves, the movie gets made and we get the “Joker: Folie à Deux” of Star Wars?
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November 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Wouldn’t it be hilarious if the studio caves, the movie gets made and we get the “Joker: Folie à Deux” of Star Wars?
Fun fact: In the Carrefour Angrignon Mall there’s a #illCallHimBitey.
November 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Fun fact: In the Carrefour Angrignon Mall there’s a #illCallHimBitey.
Renaud-Bray bookstores give me anxiety levels of choice.
November 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Renaud-Bray bookstores give me anxiety levels of choice.
Sure you can see awesome murals anywhere but are they of squirrels?
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Sure you can see awesome murals anywhere but are they of squirrels?
Good night Montreal
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Good night Montreal